Darth Woodrack
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Precursors went and tried to arrest Ceira, as her vandalism wasn't authorized. "Does this mean that we are actually dating?" Walker said to Melody @Blessing of Potency.
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The great monastery of Bread was the home of the Breadmonks in the mountains out of the Citadel. They had existed for years hidden in the mountain for years. Dusk had discovered them, and now they were public. Now they were free to spread their message: BREAD IS LIFE!!! This is the fourth, or fifth I'm not sure if honey is an actual cult or not, religion of the Alleyverse. It was birthed out of a typo from @BooksBeforeDeath, when he meant to say breadmunks, as in chipmunk bread hybrids. Pm me if you want to help with the actual planning of said religion.
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Darth Woodrack replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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Dusk watched this, "Huh. I guess their officially a couple. HEY WALKER! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" "Wait, what?" Walker responded.
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A dozen riot troopers moved in between them, and broke the fight up.
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"That is my main skill. I am a professional gladiator, but Dusk also has me running the security of the city, I help out in the hospital, and I'm the manager of Alleyzon, and a trained pilot," Walker said, "I just spent several years learning how to use my feurchemy, and how to fight. It's what I was raised to do, and it has kept me alive. Anyways, don't you spen your time fighting, Dwig?"
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"I didn't kill them. I sent them to the hospital. It was defined as a large fork. They all agreed that I beat them up with a fork," Walker said.
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"The prongs were rounded, and it was used as a fork. The people using it that way were just very old koloss," Walker said.
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"It was a very large, metal, salad fork," Walker said, and put his hand on the back of his neck, blushing slightly.
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"I'm a professional gladiator, Dusk's only friend, sentinel, and one of the only three people with super lifless command codes, and I am the manager of Alleyzon. My dad is dead from a sandling attack, and before that he made me into probably the youngest person ever who could beat up twenty armed men with a salad fork. Yes I have done that, but that's pretty much it," Walker said.
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“Sorry, I’m really bad a small talk. What do you want to talk about?” Walker said, feeling his complexion brigthen sligtly.
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“Cool. I’m 26. Do you have a Job?” Walker responded.
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“He’s over there in a bar fight,” Walker said, gesturing across the city, “So, Melody, how old are you?”
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Dusk got on a table, “Can nobody destroy my city please!? It is a work in progress!”
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Zack pulled out his gun and shot it at Dwig. Walker caught the bullet and dragged Zack away, at hyper speed and sat back down, “If anyone is going to deal with that, it’ll be Dusk, and he seems indifferent. On the Koloss thing.”
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"You know I have about a hundred different types of infinite eggnog mugs, right?" Dusk said to Mack. "So, what brought you to out humble planet, Melody?" Wakler said.
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"Hey Zack! Beer?" Walker said. "Sure," Zack said, before pulling out pair of cold beers and tossing them over. He then gave Mack a bottle of hard eggnog. Walker gave Melody an open beer and held his in his off hand.
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Zack felt like a normal human being. He pulled out another mug and smashed it over his head again. "He definitely is. He's my cousin, and he will fight anyone. So, can you take me up on that drink?" Walker said to Melody.
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Zack walked over and smashed a beer mug over Dwig's head.
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Walker looked at Dwig. He put his hand out, and said, "Hello, I'm Walker," He leaned in, "Go away. Your making her uncomfortable." "It can also burn through the entire city, destroying it on the way," Dusk said.
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"Hey! Dusk! Didn't you have some experiment that you wanted to talk to Mack about!" Walker yelled. "I do not run a military guild. I run a city. Oh, yeah. I found a way to generate enough power to run an entire city from solar, in a confined space space, using light aons," Dusk yelled to Mack. He talked in a perfectly normal tone to Mac.
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Walker put his hand on her shoulder and whispered in her ear, "Hey, are you okay? If not I can ask Dusk to come over and engage Mack in a scholarly debate, and bore Dwig away." "Well, I think that if they tear eachother apart, it leaves the remnants for those of us who can see what we need to do to take over. It also provides us an opportunity to promote intre guild peace," Dusk responded to Mac.
