whattheHoid

Turtle lose.

I can always anticipate the persistence of Lunamor!

Yet again they weren't wasted and she anticipated the actions of Lunamor through, Fortune!

Ah, but now I win, so Steris's efforts weren't wasted!

She would've anticipated that and wrote out several contingency plans. Like the one she wrote out for me, stating I win right now.

He was told to join them as per his therapists request. It was his exposure therapy homework. He was so scared he kept farting nervously. Voidus had had enough of the stench.

Knew it!

@Just a Lifetime Blood and Ashes! You take that back! Maybe you're the Darkfriend! Bella is the epitome of Light and class! Lan! Hit me up! I wanna see your 7 towers!

Haha I've got a thing for mischievous and attractive pranksters! I.e. Matt! The next favorite for me is Rand. Perrin is my least favorite as ^spoiler^

She agreed as long as Mother Pineapple could travel with her and Voidus. Voidus begrudgingly allowed his mother in law to travel with them and his family.

Voidus cried so hard, he caused the Weeping.

@Sorana Interesting take on Rand, Mat and Perrin! See I think Mat is my favorite as his storyline is super mysterious to me. Like you don't really know his deal right away. I forget where you said you stopped and where Mat's storyline is at that point so I won't go into specifics, but ^spoilers^

They got married and had beautiful Voidapple babies. Ink, now I hate my mind now!

It was a glorious rendition of A Midvoidus Apple Dream. After all it was Butt Venture's dream to be on the stage. He sent tickets to Voidus for the grand première !

Poor Spook. If only Steris were around back then. Could you imagine her and her lists with the Lord Ruler.

Quail was the loudest quailer of all. Quail was an aspiring actor and played the part of Voidus.

No one ever said I couldn't, it wasn't specified and there was no sign!

Ah, ok I forgot about ^spoiler^

Voidapple went on in legends as the greatest love story of all time! Shakespear even wrote a play titled, A Midvodius Apple Dream. It was one of his most popular works.

Nope none of you are winning, for I, Hoid win again! Just like I won that Lerasium bead in that raffle that one time! Well technically I won a free ticket to the Well of Ascension, but that's just semantics.

Count me in! I won't know what I'm doing! But Yar!

Ok, so I guess I will put up my thoughts of what I have read so far. My chapter ends where Rand and Co end up leaving Baerlon in the night and are just about to get to <spoiler> Please keep in mind I have read the series before and am coming into this with that mindset. I am noticing things that I maybe missed or forgot during my first read. I will be sure though to spoiler tag anything that could ruin first time readers. As i wouldn't want anybody to have their first time ruined! Ok, so we open with Lews Therin, later known as Kinslayer as it appears he has killed everyone he has loved or held dear. You get the impression that he is ill or mad and that he wouldn't have done something so heinous if he was in a better frame of mind. We also meet an adversary <spoiler> they are super interesting! We get the impression that the Dark One is trying to take over and the Lews Therin and some people tried to fight him off but the Dark One did them dirty. In the end of the prologue, Lews Therin basically kills himself and earth surrounds him and he is buried in it. Not a spoiler, I'm told... it's Dragonmount! Don't know how to delete spoiler boxes! Then we meet Rand and Emonds Field which was once Manetheren. So this starts out as a typical fantasy book, almost reminiscent of LOTR or any other you could think of. I really love that women and men are both in charge. However, it seems perhaps the Women's Circle holds more weight or they are more feared, at least with Nyneave on the Council! It is refreshing that women are held in such high regard as compared to other societies that we read about. *cough cough, Vorin society, what's up!?* It's also neat to see our 3 main protaganists Rand, Mat, and Perrin interact with each other before things get serious. They are all neat characters and balance each other out. And we met Egwene, who I'll admit I first wasn't too fond of, but knowing who she is to become; she is super awesome! We also meet the lovely Moiraine and Lan. I love Moiraine, she is a really selfless and strong person as we will see even more later throughout the books. And the way she takes down agents of the Dark One, amazing! We meet the taciturn Lan; I have a crush on him! it's not as strong as my love for Kaladin and Renarin. <spoiler> It's also neat to see how Nyneave interacts with Moiraine and Lan.. >spoiler> We also meet Min! <spoiler> She's awesome! She wears trousers and sees pieces of the Pattern! I have often wondered if there are others with her talent out there in Randland? i won't go too much into her visions as they could give away a lot. Needless to say we end up seeing what these visions or flashes mean throughout the series. What she sees around people are important. it is also interesting to note that she keeps is secret except as far as we know from Moiraine. Is it because of Children of the Light, Aes Sedai, or more? Ugh, Children of the Light. I really hate the organization. They come of as fanatical and suspect everyone who isn't as fanatical as them as a Darkfriend. However, it is interesting to find out how they came about and at the time they formed, you can see why they came to be. And Bella! She is clearly the hardiest of Two Rivers stock! I won't go into much more as the rest of the thoughts I have would be riddled with spoilers and I want people to read what I wrote. I tried to keep my spoilers to a minimum and made sure to forewarn right before a spoiler. I wish Rand and Co luck and hope you avoid Nyneave's thumping stick. She is so awesome by the way! The things she'll do! oooh! I can't wait to read again!

He also would eat really tall Shaggy sized sandwiches.

Yeah! Spren are bits of a god! They should be higher up! The lowest rank should be Moash! And then you can move up from there!

Ahh, Ark! You're Voidapple! Neat name, but I still win!