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FIGHT ME. Both of you. I mean it, let's go fight somewhere, roleplay-style, two-on-two. I'd say two-on-one, disadvantaged duel, but I've learned from Adolin. C'mon. Let's go. *Ene punches playfully at the air* I will defend the books!
Hey, good luck, Ru!
Granted! You no longer need a nose for use in breathing. You're able to filter air through your pores instead, or just use your mouth. Your bane is that you now no longer have a nose at all, which makes you look weird and keeps you from smelling anything as well. (The sense of smell sounds underrated, coming from someone who doesn't have one.) You've got two slits in your face instead! Also your skin got really pale and you're bald now and you can talk to snakes and you've got magical powers, but Harry Potter is about to kill you, so have fun with your last minutes of life. Ask for an autograph, or something.
I wish I knew my true name (Inheritance Cycle, for context).