Glaedr Firnen

Anything

I've tried multiple things, and none of them have worked. I'm intending to put a spoiler box, but in the spot after every message, like the part of yours that reads "I am a member of the DA, Knights of the Cosmere…" I want a spoiler box there for my alleyverse character, which is finished. I just want a place to put it.

Granted. However, you lose all your skills in made-up stuff.

I wish for someone to tell me how to add things after messages, like the alleyverse character thing.

(This is a serious request, meaning that I want someone to actually explain it, not just say "granted")

Granted. However, it is too late because someone already has.

I wish for Nightblood to actually be in my possession to make the voice in my head worth it.

Whoops that was to Sprene not you Kidspren

Here's yours:

Granted. However, you now have ten times LESS time to finish all of said ice cream. My boon request still stands.

Granted. However, Kidspren now wants to murder you because he thinks that your joke is in very bad taste, and he reacts very strongly to bad jokes.

I wish for that stupid voice to shut up already before I become Zane.

Granted. You get 5,000 lbs of mint oreo ice cream. You must eat all of that ice cream before the end of today.

I wish for straight A's in classes.

9 hours ago, Whatintarnationspren said:

I want a danku memu.

Granted. However, you don't actually have any money to spend on food or drinks from said menu, so all you can do with it is make yourself very hungry.

I wish for all of my banes, but not my boons, from all my posts, past, present, and future, on this thread to be negated.

(I just broke the system!)

Sorry for the long post, this is all speculation so don't take my word as law.

I'm going to assume that Hoid has at least some limited access to every form of investiture in the cosmere, although I personally don't have any evidence to support this. Beneath is a list of all the forms of investiture that I KNOW Hoid can use, and I'll make a case for him surviving Nightblood based on those confirmed ones as well. Some of those contain spoilers, so it will be in a spoilers box.

Now we'll make a case for him surviving Nightblood with access to every form of investiture there is. Since I am not entirely up to date on a few cosmere novels, I'm again going to go with the ones I personally know about, being the ten surges, divine breaths, allomancy, feruchemy, and AonDor, which would be utterly useless due to the fact that the Aons only work in Arelon.

So, since we already made a case in the spoilers box saying that with limited amounts of power, he would be able to avoid any sort of attack by a Nightblood wielder, even more so using Atium, steelpushes and ironpulls, and pewter, stormlight, lightweaving, gravitation, and the list goes on. But let's say someone catches him off guard and hits him from behind or while he isn't prepared. I think Scadrian magic is the important part here. The surges are all well and good, but besides regrowth, they don't do much in the way of healing. Stormlight alone is enough to heal a shardblade wound, so he could use some of that. However, the key would be feruchemy. If he had extremely large amounts of stored health (for the physical realm), identity(this may help keep his cognitive intact), investiture(I think it's somewhat connected to spiritual and it might also help, and if not, it just allows him to pull more out of the other two), and some other things, (luck and determination might help, but I don't know enough about them to say for sure.) I think, with all of that combined with the fact that it would be very difficult to hit him in the first place, I would say that Hoid is pretty Nightblood-proof.

1 minute ago, Whatintarnationspren said:

I wish for two Shardblades.

Granted. You are impaled by two shardblades at once. If by some miracle you survive, you get to keep them.

I wish to be a Steel/Nicrosil ferring. (Steel is the alomancy, Nicrosil is the feruchemy.)

I have an idea for one:

Chromium/Steel

Thief

(They can use steel speed and chromium alomancy to "steal" someone's metals before they notice)

5 hours ago, Whatintarnationspren said:

I want a hedgehog/guinea pig hybrid.

Granted. However, whenever you see it, you feel an urge to pick it up, and since it is part hedgehog, you are stabbed every time you do.

I wish to be a full mistborn and feruchemist.

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

wish for the reputation ranks to become what we are in real life for one day. (That'll teach the inactives )

Granted, but the rest of the world remains as it is; people become their reputations in today's world. Your reputation being 'seer' (an atium misting) becomes totally useless, as there is no such thing as atium in the real world for you to burn.

4 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Edit: Oh, and Glaedr Firnen, the mods don't like it when you double post. You're fine since you didn't know, but try not to in the future.

Thanks, I did not know. I will avoid double-posting in the future.

I wish for the ability to request something of the old magic as many times as I choose.

I wish for a random boon with no bane.

1 hour ago, syntyche said:

I wish for a life time supply of pineapple. 

Granted. You get one pineapple, and you immediately die upon finishing it.

1 minute ago, A stick said:

I wish that I obtained the powers of Albus Dumbledore

Granted, you become Albus Dumbledore two hours before his death at the hands of snape.

24 minutes ago, Jehoiada said:

Granted, but now your next wish will have to be for potato's.

I wish for a potato gun which has infinite ammo.

I wish for my previous wish to be cancelled.

1 minute ago, recneps said:

I wish for all of the nuclear warheads on Earth to detonate all at once, in whatever military bases they're kept in.

Granted. All of the nuclear warheads detonate, quite effectively destroying Earth and killing every human on the planet, you included.

10 hours ago, I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

i wish for a meet’n’greet with hoid 

Granted. You meet with him when he is in character as the King's Wit, and are constantly insulted for the duration of the meeting.

On ‎2‎/‎20‎/‎2018 at 5:02 PM, Drake Marshall said:

 

I wish for all of Brandon Sanderson's unwritten books to be finished and published, to retain the ability to read them, and for infinite time to do so.

Hi-

I am going to be making Adolin's shardblade as a Halloween costume prop. I will be using floormat foam glued end to end as the blade, and a length of PVC pipe as the hilt. I was wondering if there was anyone who has already made a plan for Adolin's blade. If not, is there anyone who knows of any website that is good for making a plan like this? I am perfectly capable of doing it myself, but it would be wasteful if there is already a plan out there.

If no one else has made a plan for Adolin's shardblade, I will post the plans under this topic in a future post.

Thanks!

Can you give me the world file? I was hoping to use the map for a base on which to create the rest of Roshar in Minecraft, not to scale but all of the major cities and locations mentioned in the books with some terrain between them. I would really appreciate a starting point for this project, and this would be a huge help. 

I think I do have it this time.

YES! I finally made a perfect one as far as the definition of a Ketek, doesn't even change verb form. As for the actual meaning, I wrote it about the day/night cycle, how it never really stays light or dark forever, but each always gives way to the other, on and on forever.

Here's a better one about stars.

ARRGHHH! I still didn't use one 'the', but one mistake is not enough to stop me from posting. I'll keep trying.

I don't know if this one is quite legal, as the 'a's and the 'to' are not in the same spot. I think that the chapter Ketek in WoR or Oathbringer does the same thing though. I think it's still pretty good even if it isn't legal.

I wrote this one myself.

On 9/24/2014 at 9:04 AM, Ashiok said:

sure, but you can't breathe air.

 

No School, but same knowledge and recomendations as somebody who has school

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Granted, but you will have an unbearably strong desire to attend school that can never be fulfilled.

I want to never age.