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Invocation

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  1. He's not a very smart man. He just reads a lot, with no real goal to it, just reading so he can shove more books in his copperminds. Actual scholarship? Nah, that would suck the fun out of reading books.
  2. It mostly makes him not go outdoors if he can avoid it. He's wary of anything that might put him in a position like that again.
  3. "The odds don't seem good that it's harmless, and, no offense, but I don't particularly want to get forcibly merged with anyone today."
  4. "I'm not entirely surprised, but good to know for when it does go badly."
  5. "I don't see why not."
  6. "Nothing in this room. I can't see through walls, though, so it's very possible they're elsewhere."
  7. "So just keep doing what I've already been doing? Got it."
  8. Okame narrowed his eyes, suddenly suspicious of the man and his words. "Is this a trap?" He whispered to Lita and Laurelai. @ZincAboutIt @Voidus
  9. Would you like some monkey bread?

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    2. Lunamor

      Lunamor

      *sticks fingers in ears*

      Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

    3. Invocation

      Invocation

      You cannot ignore the monkey bread. This monkey business gets in your head.

    4. Lunamor

      Lunamor

      *starts tasting banana*

  10. "Crushed, driving the ribs through the heart and lungs, likely. Then maybe this one will be a snack," Janim hissed.
  11. Janim smiled. Protecting people and tricking them? Best day of their life so far! They shifted to an absolutely massive specimen of a python that had roamed near a swamp town they visited, snaking their new 10 meter length (33 feet, for those of you who don't do the metric system [like me]) to ensnare the frontrunner, the one posturing, trapping his arms and beginning to squeeze before raising their head and hissing at the others in the group. "Flee, if you value your ribs uncrushed," came their slithery message.
  12. "A snake...or something. I can do that. Want me to take them all down from behind?" Janim asked.
  13. Every slice is spiked. Have fun with that.
  14. In the meantime, enjoy your compounding desire for monkey bread.
  15. There's always another loaf.
  16. Looks like you need to pay more attention to your surroundings. This spike makes you crave the monkey bread I offer.
  17. Too late! You've already been spiked while I had you distracted!
  18. That was the codeword for agreement of spiking! Ha!
  19. Ha! Prank'd. Want some nice, soothing tea to calm down?
  20. I said the bread wasn't spiked, and it wasn't! I had a whitetext warning for the tea.
  21. It's not spiked anymore! That was a one-time thing!
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