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  1. He wasn't certain, but he whispered an protection spell, just to be safe. Figments were nasty beasts.
  2. But whether or not he wanted to, he was unable to- as he was too young to officially retire.
  3. He wasn't an inmate, just a visitor- but, to be honest, that was probably worse.
  4. Yes, I did. Slightly.
  5. "Technically, no," said the squid in a regretful tone. "This genie is immortal- Death will not touch them, no matter what you do."
  6. "I thought that I was needed," said the squid sadly. "But I was wrong."
  7. But the squid was took sunk in his misery too even notice, let alone care.
  8. The squid settled on a far-off treetop and thought depressing thoughts.
  9. The squid easily evaded their attacks, calling out advice as he did so.
  10. The squid took one look their stances and sighed. "Do none of you even know how to fight properly?" he asked.
  11. "What?" squeaked the squid. "I'm not a monster! I'm a consultant!"
  12. At that moment, Luna and the squid emerged from the monster's maw. "Oh, thank goodness!" cried the squid. "I was beginning to think we'd have to exit via the back way!"
  13. "There's no way we can get past the teeth," said the squid. "Even if we could get up the esophagus."
  14. The squid explained that there was only two ways out of the crocodile.
  15. The former questing consultant looked on in dismay as his tentacles were controlled by a foreign entity.
  16. The squid, which had been panicking at the lack of water in its vicinity, extricated its tentacles from around Luna's neck and apologized profusely.
  17. Accidentally, of course. Tentacles were hard...
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