dannnex

Eats the win to sneak it through international customs

Hey, wouldja look at that!

The Nightwatcher smiles bitterly and says “I am sorry child, but that sort of power is beyond even me. You may however, have this really cool cuckoo clock that I found at a swap meet. Your bane is to always hear it chime on the hour, no matter how far away you are.” At that moment the clock chimes in a super annoying clicking sound that lasts for a solid 20 seconds. I wish for a really good sandwich.

Granted, you can now think of names. Only names. Proper nouns are the only things you can think or say. i wish for a genie so I can make wishes without banes

Aviars and Allomancy are linked somehow. The 2 aviars we’ve seen correspond perfectly to 2 allomantic metals. I think there’s 16 possible aviars and the other 14 line up too. The ones above are Scadrians and are either responsible for this somehow or they’re just investigating because it’s another form of a magic they alread know about.

Granted, you can control objects that have handles from a distance by grabbing your mustache as if it was a handle, but it’s impossible to do subtlety and everyone thinks you look dumb. Your bane is that using your magic mustache automatically catches everyone’s attention. i wish for the coronavirus to be eradicated.

Granted a cat appears and promptly runs away into the forest. Your bane is to be unable to answer questions with the word “favorite” in them. I wish for something so minuscule no bane is needed for balance.

Granted. Your bane is that you now have a pencil thin mustache. i wish for some irony.

Granted, your bane is that it isn’t friendly for very long i wish for something the Nightwatcher can’t give me.

Granted, but the tiger has developed feruchemy finding skills and refuses to eat anything but feruchemists. i wish for a grape.

*wins in bold*

wsni

Very steampunk, reminds me of SCP-914 (i think it’s 914). Also reminds me of Dr. Gears from SCP. 914/10.

*wins times infinity*

Mistborn

When people always ask where is Hoid but never how is Hoid. ;-;

You get a shrubbery. I wish to become the Nightwatcher

Granted. The rotation of the earth slows, and that probably has some devastating effects somehow. However that isn’t your bane, that’s just how the Nightwatcher accomplished your boon. Your bane is to have a very contemplative existential crisis during those 10 hours. I wish for nothing.

I love Shallan x Adolin myself, but if Shallan x Kaladin somehow happens I wouldn’t be sad. I do feel like Kal’s arc is setting him up for a new romance thing. Like if Tarah comes back. Or maybe Azure. Vivenna’s ( how do you spell her naaaame *anguish*) not had any romance that we’ve seen right? I haven’t read warbreaker in forever. Also someone mentioned Katara x Zuko earlier and....... I have opinions

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it’s just a theory I do like the idea of organic synthetic Allomancy though Edit to avoid double posting because ima good forum boi: I found this WOB that at least proves I was thinking on the right lines. “Intentional Reference”. I did jump right to the idea of atium instead of electrum, I dunno why, electrum makes a heck of a lot more sense. I love it when you find a WOB that exactly relates to what you were thinking, it’s fun to know that other people have made the same connections independently of each other.

Uhh 1st of the Morning I think Its which child you are and the time you were born right? I’m the oldest and I was born at 11:07 (or it might’ve been 7:11, can’t remember ), either way 1st of the morning. If it’s 11:07 I could round up and say 1st of Noon, that kinda sounds cool. First of the Meridian? First of the Morn?

Maybe they don’t. Now this is a random theory that just popped into my head, and I haven’t read 6th of the dusk in a long while, but I’m gonna see if I can make this make sense. What if the Scadrians (assuming the Ones Above are Scadrians) aren’t interested in the Aviar, what if they created them? The 2 types of Aviar we see both seem to be related to Allomancy. Copperclouds and Atium shadows. Maybe there are 14 other Aviar species that each kinda correlate to Allomantic powers. The Aviar and the symbiotic worms could be some sort of experiment in creating synthetic biological Allomancy.

*smuggles one win out by hiding it under a wagon*

Ahh I apologize but I must dethrone thee, for my Honor demands it.

iiiiiinteresting . . . (*wins*)