dannnex

I really don’t know, but my school thing blocks basically every other website. Probably just because it has file sharing stuff, or maybe it detected language but I doubt it. (The website does have some language, I just doubt that your school thing picked up on it.) my school thing blocks the .net website because it’s categorized as “mature”. like what the heck does that even mean. It blocks Spotify for the same reason. But the .wikidot website, which is exactly the same, works fine.

It’s kinda super stupid, especially because all of the teachers and staff suck at using the online interface I’ve had to help teachers publish assignments and stuff because they’re all boomers and can barely find the spacebar on their own.

My school district is insane starting last year they’re giving Dell Lenovo laptops To EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE KINDERGARTNERS anyway, SCP is a collaborative fictional writing site and it’s really really cool.

Oh my school computer blocks it too try their other link scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914 for some reason the .net version doesn’t work

Wait, just to make sure you actually know why 914 is cool which one of these is also cool 922 682 113 470

I have no idea what that is so no

Yo i just realized this is an important page 914 if you know why, you’re a cool person

cept for this one

Steals win. Holy heck triple ninja that might’ve been the shortest time anyone’s ever won.

awwwwwwwwww

I want starburst wrapper chain mail armor full body can withstand a gunshot at point blank range you have 10 minutes Go.

Dare someone to ping every admin in here at the same time

Uh no I don’t think Kelloggs actually makes an illegal sheet music flavor Pop tart.

*insert shocked+appalled+extremely sad face here*

Do you ever just hate your brain? like I am consciously aware of the fact that I have 3 essays and 2 tests due by Thursday, one of them being the course Final. and I can’t do them.

If you don’t understand by now you never will

think 2013

Ring a ding ding a ding ding ding ding.

Yo, can we like, revive this. I need more good ol meme content.

Except for Narrator Danex, who really really wanted to talk about that one time. In gruesome detail. also I’m pretty sure we’re talking about a rat-cucumber still

*80’s cgi explosions, again* *a man turns around, walking away from the explosion* *he slowly puts on his glasses, and continues walking* *however, the explosion is literally right behind him* *he is enveloped in the fiery inferno of fire* *and dies* *I however* *wins*

*80’s cgi explosions*

Well, in my professional opinion, things would have happened, and those things would have been different from the things that did happen. These things have effects on other things too.

Salutations 707

Stop a person in wuhan from eating a bat. (is that actually how the virus started? It’s what I heard but I haven’t fact checked it...) If that’s too much I’d go convince myself 4 weeks ago that I don’t have as much time to finish this online class as I think I do.