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2 hours ago, Herowannabe said:
The choice was easy for me, but I admit that I might be a tad bit biased.
I don't envy everyone else who is voting though, all the raps where phenomenal
Yeah, I'm just a teeny, tiny bit biased as well
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Post number two for tournament two! I apologize in advance for my terrible sense of rhythm XD
SpoilerBefore we start, I have something to say
I can beat y’all anywhere any day.
I can give Wit a run for his money
And you think you can beat me? Ha! So funny.
No one can beat me when it comes to roasting
It’s common knowledge, not even boasting.
My name is Shallan, or Radiant, or Veil
And you all should leave now ‘cause you’re destined to fail.
Pattern, you’re a weird mess of lines
One of the Almighty’s odder designs
I know you like lies, so I’ll speak in nothing but
You’re not at all creepy, I don’t hate your guts.
It’s not that you killed my mother
(though that’s totally your fault)
You’re just such a bother
Could you act like an adult?
You think by helping me you could be a hero?
That makes about as much sense as dividing by zero.
Syl, I must admit you’re kind of hard to roast
But up against me? Ha! You’re toast.
You’re idea of being clever is playing a stupid prank
I try to remember you being smart and my mind pulls a blank.
Hey, I like you but let me just be frank
When it comes to helping Kaladin, you kind of stank.
He was about to kill himself and you gave him blackbane?
Come on Sylphrena, have you no shame?
You’re lucky you’re Radiant lasted past your ‘help’
You think you’re a good spren? Welp
I hate to say it but it’s true
But you’re really not good at this
Your own bonded killed you
What was it like to visit the abyss?
Hello there Stick, how was your day
Oh, that’s great, now get ready to pay
You humiliated me once
And I never hear the end
Well you’re a monosyllabic dunce
And you don’t have any friends
It’s true, my anger may be making me petty
I’m just collecting my thoughts. Now, get ready.
You could be fire
It’s what I desire
Don’t draw my ire
Or I’ll snap you in half.
The truth is, you’re frail
Next to the rest of us, you pale
You’re one line’s getting stale.
And your fans makes me laugh.
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12 minutes ago, Ashspren said:
I know, right? Funny story, I actually put everything into a team randomizer, but everything actually turned out pretty storming awesome this tournament.
It is going to be an interesting challenge for Shallan to go up against Pattern though because he's almost an extension of her in a way. I am excited to try though and versing Stick is going to be awesome!
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I can't promise I'll be any good (in fact, I'm sure the opposite will be true) But I'd like to join as Shallan if I can.
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Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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@Ark1002 That was so good! You’re a lot better than you think!