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Nathrangking

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  1. I'm not who you think I am. What's the worst thing to say when your pizza is delivered late?
  2. Do you want a cookie? What's the worst thing to say to your sibling's fiance at the engagement party?
  3. There is a poetry thread already in the creators corner, but Thanatos Ascending An assassin slinks silently through the deep shadows of the night. Its cloak is woven of a cloth conceived by the hands of divinities. It swallows the light which is born from scant silver beams. All light that could betray the presence of being who drowns in blood like a raging river of ice. What this creature must do is nothing less than the opening of a door into a realm where the damned that Jove cast down into the deepest depths plot to tear the whole of the mortal world asunder. It is prepared to bare iron teeth in challenge if even the lord of the heavens himself would dare issue a challenge. Eyes carved of unforgiving souls frozen by the touches of Hades crush mountains to rubble with no more than a gaze. Forests wither away at the sound of its tortured voice. Mortals hide in caverns and grottos forgotten by even the primordial beings by whose will the world was formed. Even with a vast army behind it, no beast dares meet this spawn of Erebus in its own den. It stalks across the land with its barbed blade prepared to create a deluge of death. Under Boreas’s own breath it advances upon the gate that it seeks to open. Slabs carved of burnished bronze float above blighted soil. Suddenly the twang of a bow breaks the silence of the evening. The assassin looks and finds an arrow of burning silver lodged in its chest. This destroyer falls to the ground shaking the cosmos to its foundation. It fades as Diana stands high above the portal of the damned.
  4. *Wins with a T shirt.*
  5. *Wins in sweatpants.*
  6. *Wins in fuzzy sweater.*
  7. I wonder if they have car insurance? What's the worst thing to say when you summon an extra dimensional entity?
  8. @Channelknight Fadran you are so proud of yourself aren't you?
  9. *Wins with chicken soup with rice.*
  10. *Wins with hummus.*
  11. No the problem is that you don't read enough! What's the worst thing to say when your friends ask you for dating advice?
  12. *Wins gratefully.*
  13. *Wins gracefully.*
  14. *Makes the great sacrifice of winning.*
  15. In true fashion I win again.
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