The Forgetful Archivist

Hi everyone, as some of you may or may not know I am the manager of the Escape Key Provo, The finest escape room west of anywhere. And we are having some trouble finding employees, it's a pretty chill job, basically you lock people in a room, and watch them for an hour to make sure they don't break. Employees are encouraged to play on their phones, knit, or do any manner of thing while on shift. Pay starts at 9.25 an hour and there is the possibility of getting raises or promotions. If you or someone you know is in the Provo area and is interested feel free to PM me or send a resume to [email protected]

14 hours 33 minutes. That's how long it takes for TFA to read the Rhythm of War. And boy oh boy it did not disappoint, I shrieked 4 times and had quite a few audible gasps thrown in for good measure. I'm mostly on here to brag about 14 and a half hours of semi uninterrupted reading, but if you are on the fence about reading in now or later I would strongly encourage now.

I have been a member of the Shard since early 2017. I have spent time lurking, theorizing, and RPing but there has only been one post I've been proud of, tonight that number might have changed to two. If you need a little positivity, or a smile don't be afraid to reach out. I'm here to listen and try to help. 

Has my archnemesis returned?

I was seeing if this worked how I think it did, so I found someone fairly inactive. If you aren't inactive I apologize for the inconvenience.

A big thank you to all you lovely people for voting me the indifferent nominee in the primaries, it means a lot. Now let us continue onwards to victory, TFA for Alleyverse major!

Good news! I figured out how to post status updates. Yay me. In other news, we are having Alleyverse mayoral elections, remember to vote for me in the primaries.