DreamLord_Erith

We are on a trip and we all got sick... well except for big papa but he never gets sick also the red mountains of st george are beautiful 

On 5/5/2017 at 11:17 AM, Sunbird said:

@DreamLord_Erith I stopped in that bookstore specifically because Brandon is always posting on Facebook that he's gone in and signed their books. It's kinda his routine now. XD Also yes, Brandon is indeed Mormon. (I am too.)

YAY!

8 hours ago, Sunbird said:

GUYS. I'm flying to Ohio today to visit my parents and I was in the salt lake airport earlier and stopped into Simply Books to see if they had any Brandalized books and the booksellers said I just missed him by a few minutes! I didn't get to see him, but I bought a signed paperback of Bands of Mourning.

Well you were in salt lake, known as a predominately mormon town, the booksellers were nice, and I've heard brandon is a mormon soooo...

Sorry wrong thread

19 minutes ago, Oversleep said:

 

I despise Everything Wrong With.

What?

And so I shoehorn more memes!!!

What my family is like to me.

also, good for you @Darkness Ascendant

Was told to go to bed last night... stayed up all night and finished "Unwanteds the island of silence" at least i think that was the title.

Random uplifting MLP picture!

Sooo is this the page where we post feel good things?

On 4/7/2017 at 5:11 AM, Voidus said:

Also: @DreamLord_Erith could you use a smaller sized icon for your character heading in Salem? I resized a copy if you need it, it just breaks the page flow a bit when half the post length is the header.

Sure thing @Voidus

  Steampunk was about to ask a question when he was interrupted by an epic with two girls following him. The man sat down at a nearby table and steampunk's ADD mind immediately brought to his attention the fact that there was a bright flashing light at the top of his plasma screen visor. "Ohhh" said steampunk " A flashing and obvious light!"  His readout told him that a nice luxury car- a jaguar- was about to be assimilated to make more clockwork soldiers. He needed to authorize the bots to take action, he considered for a moment... he hit decline. Interestingly there were three people standing near the car, a woman with short blond hair who was on all those posters a young women in a humble posture and an imposing man in the car who would probably disapprove of his car being disassembled. Also- and more importantly - Aphrodite had gotten some new pups- pugs - that were ADORABLE!!! But to other less important matters, "Do either of you want a mini-sun?" It was a logical question and who would say no? A mini-sun would be awesome!"If you throw it the stabilization field and heat moderator will break and a good size city could become a slag heap but no big deal right?"

Will obliteration destroy oregon?

On 3/9/2017 at 4:48 AM, Blackhoof said:

I don't know if that was a spoiler or not, but it sounds like it.... so i'd rather you delete the post

It is not a spoiler but hey! That's just a theory... a book theory aaaaand cut!

Probably I've been absent for a while.

To be... or not to be... will Caladin save his family and have random soldiers take up arms against odium... or will he be crushed when he realizes that his family has been brutally murdered... or will he have a philosophical conversation with hoid jassnah and an ugly lizard-crab-thing... the tension the drama the pugs!!!

I quickly build a small laser pointer for young Sonny.

"this" I tell Ironforge "can be set to three levels, normal,hotsie, and burned to a cinder, give that to youg Sonny for me please." With that I start my story.

"I come from Greece, I am one of the twelve. The Twelve are me and eleven other epics that have been modeled after the twelve olympians, zues is ruler, Hera his wife, posidon, hades, those guys.

"I am the incarnation of Haphaestus the god of smithing and fire. My power-set is a little different, but I still am very dangerous. 

"The others of The twelve want my city. Mainly because their own cities lack anything other than what they specialize in. Hades has jewels aplenty, posidon provides a lot of fish and saltwater. Demeter gives grain and the like. Hera has fields of cows and areas for peacocks. So on and so on.

"I provide technology and pretty much anything my people could want. I have a team of epics back at Cog city-my city- that provide power, food, freshwater, and other necessities. But they only stay there because they trust in me and my ability to defeat any Epic that comes calling.Unfortunately even I can't defeat 10 members of the twelve.

"Also, I have a lovely wife at Cog city. Her name is Aphrodite. She is the face of Cog city. Just don't touch her bushes. The last time an Epic attacked Cog city, he burned down a bunch of her rose bushes. It... was hard to clean up what was left of that particular Epic. 

"Anyway, I came here looking to improve my skills at fighting in order to protect the ones I love frome the ten traitorous Epics threatining Cog city. And maybe recruit some Epics to help me out along the way. What's your story Crankshaft?"

I was in Hell... literally. Only a short time ago I had put on my new v-goggles and started to play Game of Guilds. Cool bright lights had appeared with words telling me that the tutorial would begin in five seconds,four,three,two,one... and I popped into hell. It wasn't that I was a demon, no, I had created a unique character of dark and light. I am a fallen angel. I looked around noting the tortured screaming and erie howls. Yep, I am in hell. Meteors crashed into random points, and streams of lava infused the ground. A sulfuric stench permeates the air. I retch at that truly awful smell, but I was in a videogame... or, was I? "Oh crap!" I was actually in the game! I was horrified for a few seconds, and then I let out a whoop. I'd always wanted something like this to happen. I had participated in fencing lessons for years and my blade was not so different from a rapier. I instinctively fell into a ready stance, preparing for a demon to rush me or something. Though my level was most likely too low to slay something like a demon. A gog apeared in front of me summoning a fire ball. I grinned broadly and rushed toward the gog. The gog hurled its fireball and I slid to dodge the ball of death. As it passes I feel the heat singe my eyebrows. I hop up and impale the gog... almost. The beast dodges to the right and bites my arm. I scream, the pain of that bite was unimaginable! The venom of a gogs bite seeps into me and I collapse. I reach pitifully for my blade and grasp it. The gog howls a bone chilling howl and jumps at me. I turn around on the ground, brace my blade hilt on the ground. The gog lands on the sword, my blade piercing its heart as it dies on top of me. The thing disappears and new words appear in front of me, telling me about a 'darklight' I complete the action necessary and a dark haze surrounds me, revealing a perfectly healed wound with barely a scar left. Impressive. I appear above a town I see a tower off in the distance, a lake surrounded by a forest, an unfinished portion of the town I was above, to the south is a sea. I look at the forest, a good place to hunt. The forest dwellers may teach me some of their ways and magics. I decend to the cobbles below in an amazing golden light. I look around quickly and set of for the forest.

Hey guys, I'd like to join as a fallen angel with the skills Magic, runic, enchantment, chanting, and bladed weapons. Anything I should know about? If not when can I join?

"We have breaths. The more breaths you have, the more powers you get. When you get a certain number of breaths you get whats called a heightening. I have enough breaths to get me to the third heightening." I then demonstrated my other abilities by tying him up with woven spider silk ropes and making them bounce him up and down. "Breaths also allow us to awaken. Awakening is giving your breath or breaths to an object, and give it an order. Our breaths also enhance the color around us, depending on how many breaths we have the more startling the effect." I love those ropes, they are all I have left of Reah. Colors curse Hoid!

"Yes, I speak scadrian just fine thank you I visited with Reah for a year or two." This man wore bracers, a ferruchemist then. I wonder if I can-ARRRGGGHH!-get to like these men, that other scadrian is quiet. 'Never trust a quiet man' his mother used to say.... But she was wrong most of the time anyway. "I have decided to trust both of you." I say less hatefully.

Just now, Mistrunner said:

It's really great that that third party candidate won the election, right guys? Amazing how he managed to pull that win out of nowhere.

Amazing.

??? Whaddaya mean? I'm not realy that uptodate in politics, i am young and have a bedtime.

But remember, I'm undercover.

Fiiine.I love this place anyway.

1 hour ago, Claincy said:

Ah, dang.

...

Is there somewhere that things are going well?

Canada, nothing ever happens in Canada. Except for Wolverine... and Deadpool.. ya know what? This is a bad example.No its not you mentioned me!

What??? Go away Deadpool!

Fine! Since I'm not appreciated here I'll go somewhere else.

Thank goodness! 

Talasari looked around thinking i hate that, and I hate that, oh and I really hate that. But he was just being pessimistic. He was also crazy. He knew this because he saw his wife sometimes, and even spoke with her. She kept telling him that she was just a cognitive shadow, but he knew she was dead. He saw the two men he was supposed to meet with. These were his partners. He shuddered. Partners. He had been partners with his wife for so long, it felt wrong to have other partners. He strode over to them and said, "Hello can you two stop bickering like two sharks in a tank? Or must I resolve the issue? I am also here by word of Frost  so can we all just get along?" I wondered if they would-SPARKLES!- actually let us get on woth our job. They seemed rather... unlike Reah.