Lord_of_Awesome

Granted. You are taken to the Pits... as a criminal enslaved by the Lord Ruler to dig out Atium. Your life is hell, and you can never escape. I wish to control the world's nuke codes with no obstructions to me firing them.

Lol, "Ruin". Thanks for the upvotes guys!

Hmm... Rather speak to Harmony than to Preservation or Ruin. Ati is crazy, and Leras is creepy. Sazed, at least, I can sorta understand. Define "enhancing your life".

Granted, the book arrives. And it is on fire, with the pages charred beyond recognition. I wish to be DOVAHKIIN.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Uh.... what? Was that the cookie I ate?

Granted. The creme egg was poisonous, and makes you violently sick for the rest of your life. For your curse, you now hate the taste of chocolate, cakes, cookies, and soft drinks. I wish for the best desktop PC in the world that won't explode or malfunction in any way.

*munches noisily* Mmm... good cookie.

But if that's the case, then wouldn't the Stormfather achieve some kind of realization of the futility of life, gained from having a higher level of consciousness than most of the storming WORLD? I don't know where I get this. Yes, I think that the Stormfather does bond with multiple people. OR, there could be some kind of spren for Cultivation, and maybe a half-way spren between Cultivation and Honor? I read this theory somewhere, I'm not taking credit for it.

Bow whenever you wish... (lol, JK) Cheers, thanks for the cookie.

Hi, my name (the one that I go by online, not my IRL one) is Lord_of_Awesome. Yes, I know it sounds egotistic. That basically sums up my online interactions with anyone ever. I started reading Sanderson's books a couple months ago. I started with Mistborn (the original trilogy) and then proceeded to read (and subsequently reread) the Stormlight Archive. I have also read Warbreaker (who hasn't? It's a free Sanderson book!), and am really interested in the future of the Cosmere. This community seems nice, I think I might stay. Cheers! Lord_of_Awesome

PLOT TWIST! All the orders were secretly alive all this time and Kal & Co. are just random people chosen by random spren!!! In all seriousness though, I think that there is a fair chance that the Skybreakers never disbanded. They may have lost surgebinding, but they still recruited lowly powerless grunts. (Could the Skybreakers' squires actually have been policemen?) BTW, I'm new here.