Eccentric Hero

Well, I'm no expert but you seem to know what you're saying, so I'm gonna agree with you. To tell you the truth, I want to be Stick just like everyone else but I'm not. The truth is I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

How about we discuss Stick? Here is my theory, the Stick Paradox.

This makes me think of Lift.

Respected Sir, I am Eccentric Hero and I would like to help you in your eccentric case. For this, I will need more more information. Please give me your best and honest response. What were you writing? (Aons/ Steel alphabet / Glyphs /Alethi woman's script / Other: Please describe.) Please tell me more about the voices. Do you think it was a Shardic influence? Perhaps, it was Kelsier? More detail would help us narrow our search. Have you ever accepted a cookie? This may give us some leads. (Perhaps, you received a defective/contaminated cookie.) I assure you that I want the best for you. I need you to trust me so that I can better help you. Sincerely, Your Fellow Sharder and well-wisher, Eccentric Hero

Vin for obvious reasons.

But it was not sheathed. I have bad news; you may need the help of the DA to survive this. >:D

Benevolent santhids would most probably not hurt you.

Breeze is skilled in manipulation. I can imagine it: A tense situation, Spook is spooked, ready to kill Breeze but wishing he didn't have to. Breeze says the right words, pushes the right buttons, and calms Spook down. And then he kills Spook. And he hates himself for doing such a cruel thing for the sake of a game.

I'm voting for Vasher because I like him more. (He's probably my most favorite character.) Why did you have to match him against Nightblood in the first round? Vasher is really old and knows a lot about Breaths. Nightblood is very powerful, but he probably uses Vasher to help him determine what is evil. And seeing Vasher trying to destroy him would mean to him that either Vasher is evil or Nightblood is evil, and Nightblood would be consumed by the paradox.

Everyone's already said why Marsh is so great. Marsh

I think we should include Stick. :/

Whoa so where does Sanderson come in your ranking?

Thanks @Zizoz. You're right; I think I missed up and put in two nomination on 9/6. Incredibly sorry. @Patar In case you haven't already, please remove the votes of my second submission as it would only be fair. So that would be Vasher-2 Nightblood-1 Kaladin-1 Kelsier-1 If we go with 32 people, we would have to vote for which person with 5 votes gets to be the 32nd. Similar problem for 64 people. Anyways, I have one vote left for today: Vasher x1

Vasher x1 Nightblood x1 Syl x1 Nohadon x1

Don't think too highly of me. My other favorite dream is of me knocking out my twin in one punch.

Maybe my subconscious is different from yours. Well, I recently had a dream within a dream. (It was like a vision that showed exactly what would happen in the dream.) When I get up, the vision isn't that well in my memory, but I remember the important part. Then I got up in a hotel bed, and then went downstairs with some people including my brother (He's the only person that I remember from the dream; the rest were side characters.) We go up to a group of disgruntled workers who have many donut boxes and ask for a box. They refuse and we dishearteningly go away to sit at a table, donutless. As I'm turning, I stop and tell them to have a good day. They're like, "k, whatever." I feel like they are really in a bad mood and need to have a good day (idk why). So then I grab one of them and say, "No, really. Have a good day." They all get really excited and happy and give me a donut box. I humbly refuse, saying that I understand that they don't want to give it. They insist, so I take it and thank them. I go around the corner to the table and everyone is happy that we actually do get donuts. Once I bring the donuts to the table, I wake up. And when the things are happening, I'm doing it out of my goodwill, and realizing that it coincides with my vision. The donuts were a plus. Also, I think two of the employees were Key and Peele. So guys, try to make the world a better place and you just might get a whole box of donuts you shall be rewarded justly.

My profile picture is also from GraphicAudio but it was made by someone else. Ah, well, I used my Google skills and here ya go. We have Alex Allen to thank for this nice art. http://www.alexallenart.com/the-way-of-kings/

Nohadon x5

Shallan die. Kaladin is more honorable and doesn't kill in cold blood. Would you rather get a spike in your right eye or left eye or both? >: D (I would choose right eye because that's my lazy eye.)

A nice quote for you to enjoy.

Well, probably not. Imagine the parshendi going evil and giant monsters coming out of the ground. And, perhaps other monsters yet to be revealed, maybe even Midnight Essence.

I almost forgot someone. I loved in-world Way of Kings. Nohadon x5

The Heralds. I'm really curious about them. Would you rather become Stick (pros:flame-resistant,resolute) or a Midnight Essence (pros:flame-resistant cons:evil)?

Just go around the corner, where you will find a shardpool. Use it to go to the cognitive realm. Travel to another shardpool (Just walk into the sky until you another planet) and then go back to the physical realm. (Make yourself believe that it will work. Because, around every corner... there's always another secret.) Is that you? I now realize that you were wearing too muck makeup in your profile picture. The kitten was really tiny. I think it came from Google Images and my mind photoshopped the color. Also, I remembered that my neighbors have a black cat that we've caught visiting our house a few times. (It probably dreams of eating our animals. :o)

So, yesterday I woke up early for fasting and stayed up reading Quran at the mosque. So I take a nap, when I come home. And I have my first remembered lucid dream. I'm walking with my dad from my university. The area does not exist in real life. Also, the bus stops on campus, so this makes no sense. And my twin brother is not there. We pass by a St. Patrick's Day sign. My dad asks me if I have seen many St. Patrick's Day signs on campus. I reply no. He says that he was with me just yesterday and there were some. I'm like, Yeah you're right. I must have not payed attention but surely there were no new signs. Then I realize that there's something wrong with this. I realize that I'm in a dream. I try to open my eye and with some difficulty, I open one eye(like opening a cap that is submerged in honey). I see brightness and quickly shut my eye to continue my dream. So I'm about to open a portal and get to Roshar but I feel guilty about leaving my dad. But this woman behind me grabs my hand. My point of view is now showing my character, and as my character turns around, I see that it is a not-so-pretty woman. So I make it look forward and turn back again. This time, it's another variation of the first woman. I try again and now it's a pale black-haired boy. I'm fine with this but decide to make hem more tan by using the turnaround trick. Now, for some reason, I figure that my dad will show up everywhere I turn. I try to run around a large wall and (fall or stop or something). I know that I'll see my dad in the distance if I look up. But I don't look up and I sense an evil presence. I worry that this may be the demons of sleep paralysis. And I hear voices from the real world. So my dad comes into the bedroom to wake me up. I get out of bed. It's a dream. An aggressor comes between me and my dad. The dream turns to a low-qual frame of a basic game. Bad stick figure depiction of the scene. Two options: Duck low, Strike high. I notice another 2 options: Hit high, Hit low. I intuitively realize that Strike high means that I will leap in the air and hit the aggressor with a weapon (from thin air, apparently). I choose this option (no clicking or mouse, just mind control). My view becomes normal. I leap in the air and attack with a weapon from nowhere. Side view of me hitting him and still flying in the air and reaching my dad, accidentally hitting him too. (Oops. >.<) I realize he's dying and feel guilty for not being sad for him even though he's a dream. I drag him out of the bedroom. The place I am in is not my house in real life, but is my house in my dream. I tell my mom that I'm taking my dad to the hospital and try not to let her know much. She calls me a "Zaahir." (I think my brain was trying to think of "jaahil" (ignorant/fool) idk). As I go near the door, I look to the side through a large glass door. I see a wooden structure attached to the house with goats in it. And right by the window, there are also kittens. I'm like, "I gotta summon a kitten later on." So when I open the front door, a black cat appears. My mom says that it is a sign that I am a Zaahir." The cat talks to me. And I forget about my dad and go on on an adventure with a talking cat. I realize that the black kitten I saw earlier must be his child. And now I'm with a talking cat and a kitten. He says he was muskering up the litter (I guess messing up the breeding lines because no one wants a black cat idk). So I make a pun about making some muskarapana (clownery/jesting). The joke apparently goes above their heads and they ignore it. They then cross the street right before a car crosses. I try to cross and the car swerves to avoid me, almost crashing into another car. I smile and wave and the driver stupidly smiles and waves back. I cross the street and have to explain to the cats that I was just messing around with the driver and definitely not trying to get myself killed. And then I wake up. I've air assassinated an enemy and befriended a talking cat. So I'll be on the look out for black cats, now. Sorry for the long post. Here's a potato. (Oh god, it's spiked!)