The following is a true story. It is a warning to all of you.
So, there I was reading the fourth Alcatraz book in a library. Two librarians were with me. We were eating cookies and talking about books. One (who knew I was a Sanderfan and has read many Sanderson books herself) told me I should volunteer at the library. They left the room momentarily and I realized they were trying to bring me into their cult. I asked them about it when they returned and one confirmed that it was true. The fact that they both wear horn-rimmed glasses should have given it away sooner…
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