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But at least your Ambition was commendable.

I don't think Sanderson had anything to do with that captcha. I think the website administration wrote it (Josh and Eric are two of our lovely site admins, Rubix and Chaos). Hey, @Chaos, are you jealous of Lord Joshin's posters?

Back!

...Thank you?

His. Hey, there! Sorry I'm late to the party. Welcome to the Shard! I, of course, am bleeder. It's lovely to meet you. Arcanum Unbounded is excellent, by the way. It's best if you don't eat the cookies. For your own good. They Ruin lives. If you need anything, don't hesitate to let me know!

This is good stuff, Kay! I'm down to read more.

...plot bunnies? @Chaos she's right, you are.

I do believe that we will get along just swell, @Hemalurgic_Headshot.

Hello, H_H! I'm bleeder. Welcome to the Shard. Don't eat the cookies. To address your questions in order: 1. Ranks are acquired through upvotes on your post. You cannot upvote yourself, but if you culminate enough upvotes, you gradually level up. 2. For the signatures, go to the dropdown menu in the upper left corner of your screen and go to "account settings". In it you'll see a section labeled "Signature". Click on that and edit it as you please. I have illustrated the process for you below in the spoiler. 3. Hello, Hemalurgic_Headshot. If you need anything, feel free to give me a shout!

Hey there, Survivor of Hathsin! I'm bleeder, wearer of vests and drinker of coffee. Welcome to the Shard! I hope you like it here. As Bugsy said, stay away from the cookies and you'll do fine. Enjoy! And if you need anything, give me a shout!

Because they're not there. Anyone else wanna join in on a Discord? So far it's been just me and Honor Spren talking about how she's never drank coffee. https://discord.gg/CXPyVdd

The Partial A,B,C's of Tennessee: Alcohol Banjos Conservatives Drugs Enthusiasm for sports Flannel pajamas in Wal-mart Grey pickup trucks (seriously there are a lot) Homophobia This has been the Partial A,B,C's of Tennessee.

Copper Allomancy?

I wish I was Renarin. Either him or Elend.

This is why I love you, Del. Yes, @dead-moth, I wear button down shirts, khakis/jeans, and vests all the time. Almost literally every day. And those weird woven leather belts. I love those.

Alrighty. After you draw it, post it here and I'll post an actual pic of me to compare. Okay, so I'm very skinny. 5'11" and 120 lbs. So skinny and lanky, I guess. Also, I am almost 15 so I look relatively young. I'm no young boy, but I'm no old man. I'm usually always smiling. Not like grinning, or showing teeth at all, but just a little smirk that creeps its way onto my lips. I have those weird little creases at the very edges of my mouth that show when I smile; not dimples, but something else. The normal human face: two eyes, a nose, a mouth, ears, all adequately placed. Brown eyes. Semi-high cheekbones. Slightly larger-than-average nose. Dark, kind of short hair that goes pretty much where I want it, except on the side where I part it, it goes out into a little fwoop. Kind of a weak jawline, no pointy chin. Eyes kind of a chestnut brown. Oh yeah, glasses. They look kind of like modern rounded tortoiseshell horn-rimmed specs. I got them from EyeBuyDirect's RFLKT line if that helps. I think they're called Concept. Long neck. Eyebrows are strong, but not too strong. Not thick or overstated. I think that's it. Can't wait to see what you draw of me!

If I describe myself to you, will you try to draw me?

Hello Rahul! I'm bleeder, or Cam. Welcome to the Shard! We're glad to have you. You may be offered cookies, do not eat them. Otherwise it's very nice to meet you! If you need anything, feel free to give me a shout!

Oh, I could provide an excellent description of Tennessee to those willing.

Hey there, CM! I'm bleeder. I like music and vests and stuff. Welcome to the Shard! We're generally pretty cool around here, and this is a generally pretty cool community, so welcome! Except, don't eat the cookies. If you need anything, give me a shout! See you around.

https://discord.gg/CXPyVdd

@Manukos I can't comment on any of my vids right now because my internet is doing a stupid, but yes, yes it is.

Post 'em on here! I'm sure they're terrific, Del!

Does anyone want to join a discord? I am bored and have nothing better to do.