*ahem*
I would like to propose a toast to @TwiLyghtSansSparkles, on the 27th anniversary of her birth.
For being everyone's info-queen, pug-whisperer, and therapist.
For setting up what is arguably the best anti-superhero RP in the history of ever.
For being born on a Wednesday, which is neither Tuesday nor Thursday.
For putting up with jerks and trolls and coworkers who belong on The Office (the American one, not the UK one) and still managing to put in her time on this site.
For being the most popular contributor on the Shard of all time.
For owning an incredibly squeaky pug, and for filling us in on all of his uber-cute pug-isms.
For meme-ifying Sanderson.
For fixing printers that no one seems to know how to use.
For being strong enough to break away from her former toxic environment, and brave enough to make a new life for herself and her Bruce.
And most of all, for being our friend.
Who do you live for, you know?
A toast, then, to Twi.
A toast to all the love, and friends, and happiness that will ever come her way.
Happy birthday.