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Member Title
I am Infinite Batmans
Pronouns
he/him
Location
The planet earth, I think. Let me check the map... Nope. Roshar.
Interests
martial arts, reading, rereading, then studying. proving people wrong, getting proved wrong, and rp-ing my life away.
trying to get my sister to read mistborn, trying to get my lady friends to read mistborn, (Though none of my guy friends seem to have this problem)

slaying dragons, kissing princesses, and grilling meat all on the same day.

did I miss anything

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Citadel16

wll it all started with the intro fight, the universe had just blown up, people were getting impaled by nightblood, when all of a sudden I punch chuck norris in the beard (our version of a fist bump) scattering beard shavings across the universe. these shavings were gathered by brandon sanderson and used to remake the known universe. to create life, He had to use a bottle of tears wrenched from the eyes of readers from when he killed your favorite character, a bit of the doctors DNA, and magi...
- April 19, 2016
1. WayneSpren
  
  I need to hear the rest of this.
  
  April 26, 2016
2. Citadel16
  
  and magic spit and then BAM! he created dragons. however there was nothing for the dragon to eat except rocks which don't taste very nice, even if they did have lots of ketchup. so the dragon went after all of us and tried to eat us one by one until someone had the brilliant idea to give the Dragon Ranch dressing. after that particular person was eaten we all asked patrick rothfuss to make some more life that wouldnt eat us and he did! creating cows and pigs. there was enough anim...
  
  April 26, 2016
3. Citadel16
  
  animals that the dragon didnt have to eat any of us any more, and we also had enough steak and bacon to last the rest of our lives. the end.
  
  April 26, 2016