Darkness Ascendant

sounds fun. Give me ideas and I will draw them. And perhaps I will finally try my hand at pixel art and create them for the shard!

eat the cookie, they are high in vitamins and minerals.

Aha, A forger. Catching up bleeder, yes I am.

I don't have a phone! YAY.

Uncle Barney. And don't forget the cousin burgers and wraps.

Brandon Sanderson is Hoid.

@Alvron why u vote me?

wow. I told someone about my...problems. And they replied with "could have been worse" BAH SORRY TWILIGHT, I SAID THE SAME TO YOUUUUUU. I KNOW NOW. He's saying that I take my parents for granted. and that I should be grateful for them, and that I have a roof above my head. He's acting like he has bad parents he is patronising me. asking how he is meant to help. Humans. never to be trusted. Lol, this just sums it up i am saying just dont take your dad for granted yes he may physically abuse you but look at the positives does he give you a roof over your head? food that you can eat? exactly

You have no idea. Let's picture the scene. My friends are having a civilised conversation about conspiracy theories, I'm sitting with them eating lunch. And the teachers are dabbing with the other dope kids whilst the lebs play handbull and make strange noises. I can't go further, but to elaborate, whenever a new teacher comes to the school we ask he/her, "Why? Why did you come here? Out of all the schools, you came here!" One of the teachers answered with "You guys are interesting, the other schools arent MM SO TRUE. I'm like the only person who knows much about SCP at our school. So when an SCP question comes up in trivia, "Who or what is SCP-049" I'm just grinning hysterically in the background she's cute.

@valerieofavonlea you did get the references right?

Oh jesus, almost missed this cycle. How is it possible for so many people to die in one Night? Is this a record? This strikes me as odd. What's this Darkness: Alvron thing? Sorry I haven't been active all too much *scratches head sheepishly*

there go the monarchists.

Marsh. Kaladin stands NO CHANCE. All Marsh has to do is offer him a cookie.

still sounds cool, looks cool too,

Batman.

heh, y'all see this?

Did u go to Minas Tirith to? jk, it's a cool city.

I used to be a reader like you, until I took an arrow to the left of my parietal lobe. Welcome to the shard Sam! MIstborn? Violent? PPSSSHHT. Try Traitor Son Cycle! I'm kinda surprised you started with Mistborn, most people seem to start off with Way of Kings nowadays, but I may be biased, seeing as I started from Way of Kings. I didn't particularly like the first trilogy, era two however, was storming amazing! Have you read Warbreaker? Also, have an upvote and a cookie, to be truly accepted you need to eat the cookie.

*raises eyebrow* never said anything about them calling me a terrorist in fact, the one who's a dick to me is the one we call the terrorist. And I can't do much better when the school I go to is actual cancer. Here's a recount. The Yr 7s are all autistic i swear, and they are...plain retarded. They run around yelling out dead memes (Ds out for Harambe!!) and think they are "big boys" now. The Yr 8s are all right, but they are annoying as f The Yr 9s (my year) are either full of either teens that are full of themselves, or lebs that go around staunching everyone and claiming their from ISIS The Yr 10s are alright, but there's no way I would be able to hang out with them. The Yr 11s are all druggos The Yr 12s are all lads, way out of my league. There are some really nice people there, but sadly they're leaving school now. And our staff is horrendous, there are a couple of teachers that are mad(good thing) but they aren't in a position to do anything. I do attempt to talk to him, but like I said before, he's just plain stubborn, and thinks he's right. Although truth be told he's a decent person at heart I know for a fact, he's just a hater I guess, with a particular grudge against me. I don't want to approach him in public, but I'll try and get him in private over the next few weeks before I leave for holidays. Thanks guys.

just don't post again after posting. edit your previous post. I had similar trouble when I joined to XD

define banhammer, I may be interested in doing it.

Write them last. Start of with a simple introduction. and build on it once you've finished the book.

That deserves to be in the Bad Jokes thread.

no problem, just remember not to double post next time.

cookie anyone?