Zathoth

Lets take a break at from the horrible and look at some poetry (Which is if possible even weirder than my horror shorts... imagine the strangeness if I created an entire novel...) Soooo... Twi posted a quote in the favorite quotes thread about how there are not enough poems about cheese... I set out to find the answer! I dub this Twilyghts Dream of Cheese; Twylight in Cheeseland: Why there are not more poems about cheese (Yes thats the entire title) Late night television Some more stream poems. Mostly nonsense, still kind of cool. (Does anyone expect me to make sense anymore?) Determination of a Plumber Here is my masterpiece. I dont know what possessed me when I wrote this. The Summer Horror (Because I need to freak you out a little) An Ode to Cephalopods Festival at night

Ah! I need to change this, personally!

I decided to try to write an urban fantasy with a magic system that made sense. It was crem. A friend told me to read Mistborn as it had amazing magic, so I did. That was in March, now Ive read mostly everything he has published.

What shall we blow up? .w. I know, I know. It was just that "Call me and complain loudly" was too obvious of an answer and then you wouldnt get to post the picture of an explosion.

Oh, we should blow something up, for fun and possibly profit.

I wonder how she would react at all this... after you move away and block her number, of course.

Just quoting you so you get notified. Doesnt work, they just alienate you instead, which you shouldnt care about, but do anyway. Popular teenagers get incredibly creative when it comes to making others miserable and they dont have to follow the Geneva convention. Bullying is a huge catch 22. If you fight back they get worse, if you tell someone they get worse, but if you just take it they remain at the same level. The only real solution I could figure out in retrospect is to find the coolest, most understanding teacher in school, tell them what happens, but the teacher cant tell the kids who tease you that you told the teacher. They have to say something like "I saw you making fun of Venture" I never tried any of this, it might not work, so dont blame me if it doesnt. Or you could come up with a convoluted plan for revenge, thats at least fun and lets you keep your pride. Whatever you do, dont let them keep teasing you. Whether you decide to fight back, try Twis advice, or tell someone, do something as long as you have the energy to.

Well, whatever you do dont handle bullying the way I did. By just taking it. I dont know what you should do though...

I never learned to play piano as well as I sing XD Piano is kind of boring in my opinion.

Thats an apology on the same level of how my old piano teacher complimented my singing. "If only you could play piano like that." Yeah, storm off.

You may live under my bed along with the monsters and my cats. Most of them are friendly. They only try to eat me once a month or so. I am afraid that would take at least 12 dimensional string theory to explain.

Twi, you are missing the point. They obviously want you to clone them. Im pretty sure you can claim that even in court. They obviously mean their DNA by "this", not the coffee cup. You could even sell it to criminal organizations so they have a storage of DNA in case they need to set someone up for a crime they committed. If any of that sounds to immoral to you at least do the following and give it away as a present http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/creepy-or-cool-portraits-derived-from-the-dna-in-hair-and-gum-found-in-public-places-50266864/?no-ist

"I wish power for my family" or something along those lines. And then he cant remember his wife. The Nightwatcher has a lovely sense of humor XD I think that makes sense.

Could be kind of hard is society breaks down... Of course you could prepare this now in case it happens. I should sleep... night people!

I didnt think that far! Still, snow can be worse than zombies, you cant kill snow.

Wont cold help with the not rotting part? Zombies are going to decompose sooner if you are somewhere hot. Unless we have The Last of Us Zombies, because thats a tropical parasitic fungi...

I am laughing hysterically, you are not alone. The star nosed moles are cool. They look so strange, I like strange.

We should mess up english in our own sharder way. Or we could make up languages for all of Brandons worlds... And I agree... and now I shall stop screwing around on the internet and keep reading XD

Wasing the I of derailing the thread...

Shouldnt it be "Ising the prose of beauty"? Or "Ising the beauty of prose" Im not sure. My High Imperial is a bit rusty too. I am really enjoying it like 5 chapters in. The prose is gorgeous.

Ising the having of The Name of the Wind. Here comes the moment of truth where I find out if getting a book based on one Kvothe quote was a good idea.

Delightful, now I cant unsee that...

The Low Way The Right Way The Left Way The Wrong Way The Way Of Kings The Way of Things The Way of Ways The Way of Waves And so on.

Unnn... Im not quite sure if this is going to help, but how would you feel if I gave you some good horror? https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Works_of_the_Late_Edgar_Allan_Poe/Volume_1/The_Masque_of_the_Red_Death Masque of the Red Death http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/cs.aspx The Color out of Space http://slimebeast.com/stories/he_does_birthdays.php He Does Birthdays by Slimebeast (Everything this man does is gold) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNN188MXeN8 Hoover Dam by Dead Palette http://www.creepypasta.com/mr-widemouth/ Mr Widemouth http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/creepypasta/images/c/c7/Mirror_lake.png/revision/latest?cb=20130212001003 Mirror Lake I may have gotten a little carried away... Oh yeah, shameless self promotion http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/46737-lord-morzathoths-collection-of-oddities/#entry339681 I definitely got a little carried away XD

Hello Twi