Zathoth

Yeah, he seemed... well, not about to die. I already listened to The Rise and fall of Ziggy Stardust and sang with it, loud. I am still convinced that the album is about me...

This winter is dangerous, first Lemmy joins the great gig in the sky and then David Bowie does. Keep rocking, both of you. You see Twi, the weather is on your side! I totally did that.

And it is sure as damnation not the admins XD I am really horrible at this making my mind up thing, I am an atheist, nihilist, Discordian, agnostic, I used to be a Laveyan Satanist, but I dont like following the dogmas others make up, I still think he had some interesting points though. Oh and I started The Church of Wayne. The jokes I make and the stories I write are related to what I believe, the universe is uncaring and absurd, there is no meaning other than the one we create and all that. So, Lovecraft was right, I think is what I am trying to say. I have a very annoying habit to question everything, how I havent had a great existential breakdown yet is a question for the ages. I think pragmatism is my religion in a way, what is useful is good, what is hurtful is bad. So, hello, I am a collection of chemicals and electrical impulses that creates a delusion of awareness, existence and worth placed on a oxygen covered rock orbiting a giant nuclear explosion. I do always get the feeling that forests have an awareness though, and I do not think death is the end, whatever that means. That was another rant that was only vaguely related to the topic brought to you by Morzathoth. Have a nice day everyone.

I havent been here much for the last couple days, but I have hit the old upvote quota about 5 times. I dont know what that says.

ITS SO KYUTE It is not all that hard to make cute animals scary though, cats are sadistic predators, so are ladybugs and lets not get started on dolphins. Sugar gliders... just make it huge or have a swarm of them. I dont even think I know what it actually is XD Well, it is a vegetable, but I dont think I have ever seen one. *googles* Now I have.

... I feel like there is a horror story to be made out of this... Im sure they make a game out of it as well. Just pass it on to the person next door or something. Or maybe trying to find the most creative ways to get rid of the extra. I think the fact that it is Zucchini makes it even funnier, it just sounds funny.

... that sounds surprisingly much like something I would say... Thought process: "Lock your car..." ok, people steal stuff in the summer... "Because otherwise you will end up with a box of zucchini" That did not go where I expected it to. That is among the funniest and most absurd things I have ever heard XD Twi you will do fine. Let me share some wisdom from playing music in front of people: No one notices if you play a note wrong, forget a word in the lyrics or miss the timing slightly. You are the only one who knows. Unless you spectacularly mess up the reading, like... start to read one of my horrifying stories rather than what you are supposed to read, or have a coughing fit just to have a swarm of bees fly out of your mouth you will do fine. The trick is to just go on when you mess up, pretend it didnt happen, no one will notice.

You should probably read Mistborn, Warbreaker and Elantris as well, at least. Cos there may be spoilers otherwise, and in jokes, so many in jokes. Dont worry, thats how most of us non-english speakers learn english XD Because school rarely teaches you anything useful anyway...

I barely have a social life at all anymore... I mean I guess you could blame it on the fact that I dont drink, party, or generally have a reason to go outside other than work. Or study, if I didnt hate studying so much then maybe I could meet people. But I have internet, so it is mostly ok. I guess this was to say "Bring on the essay Maxal!" Or something like that.

Zathoth swore quietly to himself. Vulgar swears in a thick, guttural language he had most likely invented himself for exactly that purpose. Some of these swears was so vulgar even the fabric of space itself would blush and be insulted if it could understand what he was saying, but luckily it couldnt." "ZSHLAGHA! Of course the breach would happen right after he got back after a trip. His metalminds were mostly empty, save for his iron, tin and goldminds. The reason he had so much health still saved up was that he preferred to just tap speed and be done with everything as fast as possible. Which meant that his steelminds were drained. And his pewterminds, as skinny as he was it took months to store up an amount that was decently useful. He had actually bought (stolen) the pewterminds he was using at the moment from another feruchemist. Of course as he walked through the dark alley he still stored everything that he could. He walked out of the alley and saw something familiar awkwardly roll past him and hit a wall. "Unnn... Maggie are you ok?"

Yeah, Im on another forum that uses this board that has that... The way the rep system worked though was to show appreciation, ... I dont know why I care so much... On one hand the up vote system can easily become "I can just upvote this so I dont need to write anything" which is counter productive to a forum, on the other hand it can be "I have nothing to add, but I like what you said, have an upvote", or "Follow up+upvote" Can anyone remind me where I was going with that? This is why I should plan stuff...

Like you said though, they are arbitrary internet points. If you are going to limit it so much you might as well have a like button. It would work the same way. Except having cool titles is way cooler.

... thats just mean... just let us share the green love freely.

I agree with Mistrunner, these are horrible ideas.

Nit pick: As useful as suck is as a verb for being bad at something it sounds a bit too modern for the setting. I really like the story though, keep writing.

Green Arrow?

Either Rubix is Rubixing again or the admins just want to pass Kobold in rep. Probably both.

Nooo, how am I going to defeat Kobold now!?

Thank you, thank you *Bows* This was fun.

Im sure they will take over the family business one day.

You are welcome. We should have a creep off some day, you and I. I am not even sure thats a thing, but anyway.

I am The Goat. Goat who? Just The Goat.

Dont ask x or y questions. If you understood it correctly you have both saved time by the other person being able to just say yes, if you are wrong they will say no and hopefully add a clarification to it. Minor pet peeve relevant to to this forum: Spelling Scadrial Scadrail. I know it is not easy to remember names of fictional planets, it still annoys me just a little.

Speaking of cookies, would you like a cookie?