Mr. Cosmere

In the random stuff III topic I got upvotes because I asked for downvotes.

Just for the heck of it, everybody downvote this post.

I need a Stick shirt.

I'd say Vin.

How much candy would you give me for Halloween?

I don't get it, but I like Sticks, so I'm joining.

What does RAFO stand for?

Poison? What kind?

So I read on The Coppermind that Brandon sends readers a free copy if they ask for it. Is this true and has anybody done this?

We should upvote everything we see for the anniversary! ...And before you ask, we'll make sure the cookies are non-hemalurgic.

Actually, I'm scrapping that Ace Attorney idea. It was a joke anyway. But I do have a real Epic idea. Epic Name: Mr. Cosmere Real Name: Unknown Age: 34 Weakness: Downvotes -- Power: Mr. Cosmere can worldhop, even though he's non-cosmere. Try explaining that to him. Secondary Power: Gets unlimited upvotes on the 17th shard. -- Personality: Mr. Cosmere is kind of crazy, as he thinks he is Cosmere. He gets mad at people who downvote him, but if they offer him cookies...it's not pretty, trust me. -- Mr. Cosmere's biggest mystery is: if he's not Cosmere, where does he Worldhop? -- Weapons: He thinks he's a mistborn, so he puts coins In a special gun and shoots them.

Scadrial. I would indeed like a cookie. What IS this?! Peanut butter and spinach??

I'm reading that currently, as well as the Emperor's soul.

Are we SURE he's a stick? Maybe he's a kandra who turned into a stick.

I am most incredibly like Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney. Edit: Oh, wait, it has to be a Sanderson thing? Darn...