Studies show that people who have more birthdays tend to live longer.
100% of people that drink water die.
Have a nice trip! See you next fall!
(Say that when someone trips. Or after.)
A man was building a house. He finished, but had one brick left. So he threw it into the air.
A lady and a man were sitting in a plane. The lady had a dog, and the man had a cigar. The lady asked if the man would get rid of his cigar by throwing it out the window, because it was bugging her. He said that he would do it, but only if she would throw her dog out too. They did, but the dog was on a leash. WHAT WAS IN THE DOG'S MOUTH?