I can be Varyn of the House Varyn, the First of His Name, King of 17th Shard, King of the Forum, the Social Groups and the Clans/Guilds, Lord of the Procrastinators, and Protector of the Fandom.
*Please tell me someone gets that*
Anyway, how about Varyn, Lord of the Prose? ...
(Kinda warming up to that idea now)