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ThirdGen

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  1. Emergencies. Medical, vehicular, being able to provide a gift to someone else in need, etc.
  2. On the contralto, it's quiet possible. ... I'm so sorry. Edit: A couple GoT puns to redeem the above. What do you call dandruff on Hodor? Bran flakes. Why did Tyrion give a speech at the wedding? He was a brave little toaster.
  3. Not the Phantom Tollbooth. His trip is spurred by his mother finding his blues. Edit: This is one I've wanted to do for a while. Sorry if this is is a little out of the ordinary.
  4. A boy insists he is four boys, then meets a friend at a hotel.
  5. The only show more likely than My Little Pony to make you say, "What? No, I'm not a pedophile, this is amazing."
  6. Fallen Host by Lyda Morehouse?
  7. I'll admit, I didn't estimate the number of people who are still infants.
  8. Thank you all for participating. Please enjoy this historical documentary about the Incas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q1qyl3ORyA
  9. I have about 7 billion counterexamples.
  10. "Interesting answers, would you mind answering my exam?" Yes. ... The board of directors voted to reverse the decision. Onward! "Ok then, what would your pokemon dream team be?" Mykeeton, Crisloidon, Boilpete, Stephen (first version) "If It involved cheese, would you eat a medium sized caterpillar?" This question parses correctly and is thus possible to answer. "Do you sometimes feel as if you were in a diferent dimension then the one you were in?" I was only a monoferent, but I'm happy to find out I was in The One, with Jet Li. "Can you paint a marshmallow yellow to then release It in the wild?" Peep trafficking is a serious issue and I urge you to donate to the nearest round object. "Have you ever destroyed an invisible sock?" Macbeth. "What is the name of the man who was uncle to the father to the son to the Brother to the wife of the 11th President of México?" No, What is the name of the man on second base. "Do you sometimes feel as if your clothes were alive and planning your doom?" Apologies to Matt Damon. We ran out of time.
  11. You would be frozen in place for a thousand years, according to the prophecy. Then, victory will seem a shallow goal indeed. The moustache is historically accurate to the bizarre period when Leon Trotsky was a horse.
  12. Wasing the thinking of the talking of Wayne in the was of this. Exploding the casing of the brain? I was thinking of Wayne talking like this. Wouldn't it make your brain explode?
  13. *gasp* You are the Valeyard!
  14. "Oh yes, I'm insane," he said to a pink pink off-pink pony conversing with a purple pony. Macbeth.
  15. Of what, Macbeth?
  16. Organisms tend to be massively inefficient in energy processing. If we are supplanted by self-replicating mechanical life forms, much more efficient in energy usage, would civilization still be a mere fluke?
  17. It's about time the Doctor had a non-human companion.
  18. Only Joe, way to go.
  19. Ehh, you shouldn't be wasting your time with that game anyway. Come join me at this one: http://bit.ly/IqT6zt I'm in the Guild Of Terrible Collaborative Haploid Archaeans.
  20. The janitor has an item from Earth that the subordinate cannot allow to exist. Edit: When you get the answer, you'll be FLOORD.
  21. It is not Pokemon. Whoops - neglected this for a bit. The subordinate wants to keep the captain from discovering the terrible secret of Earth.
  22. You may be a carrier.
  23. Martha Jones is a seriously underrated companion.
  24. Cat vibrations are at epidemic levels.
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