Hmmm... Well this is a tough one. I'll see what I can do, but I might have to revise this list when I think of more.
Key Moment Amnesia is a selective amnesia that occurs at the moment when I need to do something, such as, for example, write this list. It manifests in inability to remember a wide range of things, from those little detaily ones to the big ones that occur daily.
Advanced Success Evasion is a skill that enables me to cower from evade any form of success, be it a date with a girl, or a professional success in college or anything that could benefit my overall life.
Extensive Calmness is a useful skill of being calm in most situations, such as winning some sort of a prize, losing a year in college or something similar. In case the shock is too positive great to be affected by this skill, the previous skill (Advanced Success Evasion) is usually there to cover for it.
Extreme Humour Vision is another useful skill that lets me appreciate humour even in very bad and negative situations, and by the same rule, lets me joke about very serious things. This skill works well alongside the previous skill (Extensive Calmness).
Pun to Sarcasm Preference lets me prefer puns to sarcasm. Because, as we all know, sarcasm is the last refugee of a person not clever enough to think of a good pun.
I know they are not as good as most yours are, but they're all I have.....