Ookla the Absent

Lol, seems like everybody is... this is why you don't get distracted and forget to look at your forums regularly, kids...

@TwiLyghtSansSparkles These the same issues you were talking about last time I was on here? 'cause if so, that was a saga of epic proportions... glad you chose to not be mad though.

Wow, that's... more than I ever expected to learn about this mysterious being.

Took an unintentional sabbatical, figured I'd better come back sometime. What's new?

That... actually is my life.

Exalted

OK... that's actually pretty creepy... but it's off by like 70 miles, so I'm safe

So, wikipedia has this button you can click for a random article. Sometimes I like just sitting there clicking that button for like 15 minutes and seeing what comes up. Usually it's just the names of small towns in Germany or flowers that no one's ever heard of. But one time I was clicking around, and the article that came up? White Trash. Was one of the funniest moments of my life, and there've been some pretty good ones.

Hmm... reminds me of the play "Arsenic and Old Lace" though not sure if it was ever made into a movie... edit: Looks like it was, so that's my guess.

Real. (my second thought was "Like science, but better!")

Nope... Well, no one's exactly run from me shrieking, although that would be pretty funny...

Per Wikipedia

Solitaire. Way too much solitaire...

You should join the Guild of Arts!

Korea (It's just what came to mind, this doesn't have to be accurate info...)

IDK, I'm built like a twig... I am about 6 foot, but is it just because I'm taller than the average mother? Also, I've been told I look like a mouse before... are mice that threatening?

Ah. I almost guessed that one, but I actually know nothing about it other than

People who dislike things just because they're popular People who like things just because they're popular People who think I dislike everything popular for that reason No, I really just do happen to dislike 95% of pop culture. At least. Hypocrites edit: Just remembered this one... People who think I'm a rebel just because I form my own opinions, that generally go against the mainstream ideas. and mostly unrelated... When parents try to hide/keep their children away from me. It's super hurtful and a bit offensive, and do I really look that scary?

Yeah, it's pointed out that "in another time and place, Kelsier would be thought a madman" but because of circumstances, he instead became a hero.

Galore, fun.

Purple flowers

Darn, I thought I had that one...

Oh... uh... oops? Without looking it up, what are the 11 basic character classes in D&D 3e? Or the 12 in 5e, if that's easier... edit: @Delightful, picture forthcoming...

Professor Quirrel