I had my taxes finished. FINISHED.
We couldn't print. So I decided to save the file.
IT. DIDN'T. SAVE.
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I HATE EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
Great. Next thing you know, the special editions will be saying that Regalia and Obliteration met at a luau in Cleveland and Steelheart resurrects every full moon.
The first was fun, while the second showed Roth had no idea what she was doing. I didn't bother with the third. Like Edge said, the Reckoners books just showed up the poverty of Roth's worldbuilding.
Nighthound belongs to a sixth faction, known only as No. Members of No elicit that response when asked "Would you date this person, befriend this person, or trust this person with your dog?" All members of No are encouraged to vacate the city before David, the only useful member of Dauntless, puts out a hit on them.
Let's see, I have....
"Rescuenap and force into a relationship" Funtimes
"Go along with it" Autumn
"Drive to suicide while flirting over a latte" Quota
"Slit their throat and demand they go Dutch" Koschei
"Spend the whole date fixing the restaurant" Panacea
So things aren't looking good for me, either.
Not so fast! Have YOU ever mimicked your friend's New Zealand accent to the point you convinced an entire restaurant full of people that you might actually be from New Zealand?
Though Lightwards would be somewhat confused and slightly embarrassed when he awoke to find a Warrior standing beside his bed, telling him Portland was theirs and that he'd "readied the Justin Bieber music and pink balloons for the victory celebration, just like you said."
"Warriors! Battle formations! Chocolate syrup at the ready! We are going to defeat this eighty-foot living statue of President Lincoln if it's the last thing we do!"