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TwiLyghtSansSparkles

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  1. Well, I suppose you could, but you'd have to fake your death and flee the country, and that's just too much hassle.
  2. I had my taxes finished. FINISHED. We couldn't print. So I decided to save the file. IT. DIDN'T. SAVE. gdfjhjghjhjkfrhiuioudioxhjfdoiljdiorghfjopdklshfjdkshjkfdgdsbfnbvdxfj dnvmsdjbgndfmngjvdfjkcnbcfijkkbofjcnkgjn I HATE EVERYTHING EVERYTHING
  3. Great. Next thing you know, the special editions will be saying that Regalia and Obliteration met at a luau in Cleveland and Steelheart resurrects every full moon.
  4. Nuh-uh! I started my post before you even got here!
  5. Starting what again?
  6. The first was fun, while the second showed Roth had no idea what she was doing. I didn't bother with the third. Like Edge said, the Reckoners books just showed up the poverty of Roth's worldbuilding.
  7. Nighthound belongs to a sixth faction, known only as No. Members of No elicit that response when asked "Would you date this person, befriend this person, or trust this person with your dog?" All members of No are encouraged to vacate the city before David, the only useful member of Dauntless, puts out a hit on them.
  8. Never, eh? What if Nighthound declared cheese to be delicious?
  9. Let's see, I have.... "Rescuenap and force into a relationship" Funtimes "Go along with it" Autumn "Drive to suicide while flirting over a latte" Quota "Slit their throat and demand they go Dutch" Koschei "Spend the whole date fixing the restaurant" Panacea So things aren't looking good for me, either.
  10. I don't always to through a Rending, but when I do, I probably drank Dos Equus earlier.
  11. And now for a Firefight joke:
  12. I was thinking more along the lines of "assume Kobold stole Backtrack's Autumn's glasses and unleash terrible vengeance upon him."
  13. Not only do I finally see what the big deal is with WoK, but I now understand the site rankings for the first time.

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    2. Edgedancer

      Edgedancer

      Where even the money and bad weather is shiny. :P

    3. Voidus

      Voidus

      No one to tell us no or where to go? :P

    4. TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      Anyone who knows me knows that a world full of shinies is a good world in my book. ;)

  14. Update on my WoK progress:
  15. Shhhhhh....don't say that near Shiny Sparkle.
  16. Not so fast! Have YOU ever mimicked your friend's New Zealand accent to the point you convinced an entire restaurant full of people that you might actually be from New Zealand?
  17. Caffeinated drink of choice? My brother and his friends (who we collectively called the Posse) were fond of Monster, but I prefer tea.
  18. With a cup of something caffeinated close by?
  19. Now I'm imagining Sandman as a dream therapist, leading Lightwards through a dream that looks and sounds exactly like our favorite video.
  20. Though Lightwards would be somewhat confused and slightly embarrassed when he awoke to find a Warrior standing beside his bed, telling him Portland was theirs and that he'd "readied the Justin Bieber music and pink balloons for the victory celebration, just like you said."
  21. Good point. Though just about anything is fair game in Oregon's current political climate.
  22. "Warriors! Battle formations! Chocolate syrup at the ready! We are going to defeat this eighty-foot living statue of President Lincoln if it's the last thing we do!"
  23. That's like saying "Lightwards doesn't have much of a temper when he's asleep."
  24. Not at all. It's on par with "I hope Lucentia likes people."
  25. LEVEL UP! PLAYERS! KOBOLD AND EDGEDANCER +1,000,000,000 SHAMELESSNESS! +2,000,000,000 GUTSYNESS! +4,000,000,000,000,000 SNEAKINESS!!!!!
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