Lightsworn Panda

Granted, but you can only perceive them as pandas. I wish to read a Cosmere book about pandas, remember it and be able to read other books.

(Spittake) . How did you know!? Shed.Mov and Smile Hd. One of my friends showed it to me as part of an emotion-scarring contest between us. He almost won, but I played the Shrek is Love card. I highly recommend not searching them up on Youtube. Reverse psychology! Mwahahaha! Well, it's got an IMDB score of 6.1... Not sure what to think of it...

(Standing ovation) ... You really need to be the Co-Author of the Stormlight Archives Parodies. Also, as for hunting gloomspren, This sample chapter may be of assistance. Spoilers inside it, of course. I have never been teased this much about an upcoming book... feezec, you have just received the 2nd highest honor possible on this forum (the highest being an upvote from Mr Sanderson himself)

Hey, least that's better than me. I mean, I've only written... not a single one. Huh. I was quite sure... Nevermind. And no, if I ever write fan-fic, it probably won't feature pandas, as unlikely as it seems. I don't think I can watch MLP again after watching various parodies of it.

Day 5, and we still have 15 players. This sure is going to be a long game. If I remember correctly, Kandra who take your body can't see what messages you have sent or received, right?

Gravity (not weight). Instant dark hole at disposal. On a more serious note, I was actually thinking emotions. When you store with it, you'd become an emotionless, robotic person. Pretty handy and plausible ability, for those awkward scenarios you want to survive with some measure of dignity. When you tap it, you become more emotional, and you probably will break down in tears. Edit: Whoops! Didn't see that in your post, Voidus. Sorry for the idea-repeat.

Oh dear. I was certain that I had put the remains of my dinner in the trash...

I've tried nearly all of those, and they still all mysteriously vanish. I would almost say it's a Smedry Talent. The meme duels I came for still haven't started...

Good game, everyone, and great GMing yet again Gamma! Looks like the Weiry First Out Achievement joins my retinue of achievements... I really was looking forward to using that Hood.

Looks like the Stormlight Archive board is crossed off the Oregon "To Annex" list... Granted, but you become a second Nighthound. I wish for a land of pandas.

Kudos for that song. Take an upvote. It's been so long since I've heard that song... Edit: NOW I CAN'T GET SCARBOROUGH FAIR OUT OF MY HEAD FOR SOME REASON!

I have never really understood what was so appealing about Divergent. The action is washed out, the writing quite bland and the characters, while understandable and realistic, are just boring at times. The idea and the plot of the book are good, but in my view, it was presented badly. If you wanted to read a book about a futuristic dystopia/utopia, read something like A Clockwork Orange or maybe even Brave New World. At least those books actually elaborated the backstories and works of their worlds, and the implications and ramifications they had. As for its sequels... Let's just say, Twilight's writing is pretty much watered-down fan-fic of fan-fic.

I'm so cheap, I don't even use or buy bookmarks. I just remember the page numbers. (Besides, bookmarks tend to go missing whenever I use them). It's bit awkward when I come across "New Chapter" pages that don't have page numbers.

And now I'm weeping rainbows and ponies.

Argh! I've been corrupted by your virus!

with a Shardblade

I can just imagine Kobold being an omnipotent being and what he'd do... which is most likely flooding his Shardworld with ponies. As for me being a thief... Let's just say I'm not the first rerecorded case of a panda robber.

Aaaaaand the meme war has spilled into the General Discussion board. Harmony help us when it reaches the General Brandon board.

See, this is why I have issues with shaking hands with others.

Right, that's it, I'm in. The perfect contest to observe!

Soulstamp yourself into a zombie. Infect the first fool to check up on you (I mean, that's how they always start in movies), start a plague, wait for the stamp to wear off the run away laughing manically at the ensuing chaos you created. That should teach them not to capture you.

PURE WIN! You have the Panda's full support to make more parodies of different Brandon books.

Yeah, the red trailer is just plain awesome. 3 minutes of non-stop action. One of the best trailers of all time. While Rwby is cheesy at certain parts (and undeniably awesome in the fighting parts ), you have to remember, Rooster Teeth aren't like big anime teams and stuff, and they don't have the big budgets. It's a pretty good effort, I have to say.

Oh yay. Another Clan. More revenue for me.

This has to be some kind of cruel joke. 8 Games (or 7, if you happened not to be a Merchant in MR1), and in all of them I HAVE BEEN ON TEAM GOOD!!! WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC THAT HAS SO CRUELLY CONDEMNED ME ASDFGHJKL. WHY AM I NEVER IN THE ELIMINATORS TEAM!?!? THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS MALLIW'S STREAK OF LUCK! Cough. ​(Breaks down crying in the saddest way a panda can) Sniffle. Sorry for the inactivity. I'm finally home, except I was briefly called away again. This should be my final hiatus over and done with. Now for some RP. Jain didn't like the Forests of Hell much. Or, more precisely, Jain didn't like the Rules. Not shedding someone's else's blood wasn't that much of a problem. You just had to be careful with sharp objects around others. Not running at night was a tad inconvenient, since desperate late night toilet trips had to be confined to a slow and unbearable pace, and some fool had thought it would be a good idea to put the inn's toilets far outside the actual building. Not kindling flame was the biggest problem to Jain. Smoking was out of the question, baths had to be cold, and food was never hot. One never truly appreciated the conveniences of fire until it was taken away. At least the inn had a hearth fire. Jain had only come to the Forests of Hell as he had heard rumors of a giant panda lurking in the forests. What a giant panda was doing outside of its natural habitat of bamboo forest was a question Jain couldn't answer. However, Jain had an almost fervent panda-object collector who had traveled far to collect his artifacts, including toys, paintings and even a real live baby panda, one which he carried with him wherever he went. It was currently clinging to his head, sniffing curiously at the bar around it. A giant panda was a must-add to Jain's collection, and even if he couldn't capture it, he had resolved to catch a glimpse of it. Reaching up to ease the baby panda off his head, Jain plopped the toy panda onto the table before him. The baby panda looked back up at him with adorable, sparkling eyes. Eyes of crimson red that were filled with an endless pool of evil. Now, nothing personal, but I need my rations. Snipe, I'll be voting you (you just happened to be the post above me ) Edit: Colour