Kobold King
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Also, Order of the Stick hug, yay!
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No reason, Ms. Heart-as-big-as-the-moon. Just wanted to see if Joe would grant one.
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Can I have... a hug?
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Greek mythology. Half the myths are just Zeus using his magical powers to sire offspring with everything that has remotely compatible reproductive organs, and then some. If I wanted to read that sort of literature, I'd patrol the dark depths of Fanfiction.net. They are initially conflicted, as their external traits could put them into either side. As the other sides do battle, they seek refuge on the edge of a scorching desert. Days go by, and then do weeks. After months, a night comes when lay on the desert sand and sleep as they always do. But on this night, they are chanced upon by a purple alicorn on her nocturnal scouting mission. Pokemon, she thinks angrily, summoning magic to blast them into craters. They've hurt my friends enough. But then she stops. She looks upon their hooves, and their muzzles, and their flaming manes. While their flanks are bare and devoid of cutie marks, she begins to see that they're not so different after all. She wakes them up, and while they're initially frightened, she calms them with an encouraging smile. "I know we seem different," she reasons to the pair of Poke-ponies, "But we actually have so much in common! The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. What if we started looking at what we have in common instead of what sets us apart?" The flaming ponies share a look, and slowly, they nod. Together the three new friends embark from the desert, eager to share their new philosophy with the warring parties. Because there were still so many fighters out there... and they had to befriend 'em all.
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Plot twist: I know his weakness, and I'm trying to trick mail-mi into sending him here so I can assassinate him. But I'll certainly take pugs as a writing incentive.
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Can you send Timeport back in time to intimidate me into writing my RP posts yesterday? Because I'm regretting falling behind.
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I haven't explicitly described him in the RP. Maybe he looks exactly like this.
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I don't want to wait for the pug life to choose me. Can I choose it now?
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Do you really think the MLP-obsessed Oregon RPers would pick on you for liking something unpopular? Clara has her redeeming qualities, but I personally find her a touch bland.
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Hmm... those could work, though honestly I wasn't that big a fan of Jethro Kane. My ideal companion would be something of a second Leela. Someone from a future colony world, with just barely enough knowledge of current Western culture to have similar values to the audience, but also someone alien enough to make the audience consider things from a different point of view. If it's important to have a 21st century girl as the main companion, fine; let Leela 2.0 travel alongside someone like Clara, like when Nine, Rose, and Captain Jack all shared the TARDIS together. Just, for the love of Gallifrey, shake things up a little with the companions. I'm aware Clara has quite a few fans, but I hope everyone can agree some variety in the TARDIS would spice things up more than a rude, Scottish Doctor.
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Oddly enough, Victorian!Clara actually had way more personality than modern!Clara. I find myself wishing that the BBC had the courage to make her the companion, rather than sticking to their stubborn belief that the companion has to be from 21st century London.
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l'M SO SORRY, SERGEANT ZIMMYKINS I DIDN'T MEAN TOO
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My cat only vibrates when I pet it. Does that mean I have it, and I'm contagious?
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To #13: YES. The image of a sun will become itself a sun. DO NOT RISK IT. THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
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I'd say you've attracted quite a few gloryspren with this post, Turos. These are amazing.
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Um. I want to post another meme, but I'm too busy pondering the horror of Nicholas Cage playing Doctor Funtimes to think of one.
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Not to be outdone, Lightwards commands Backtrack to peer into the past to track down a prehistoric saber pug and determine where to find one's bones. Backtrack has a very long and unfruitful day.
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The brindle pug, solely because it would look the most like something that just hopped out of Doctor Funtimes' Guide to Ice Age Superpredators.
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There are dogs and a few cats at Revolution's commune, and I was thinking of giving Glamour a few GloFish®.
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Up until now there's been no pet worthy of him...
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And that's how you win a war, fellas.
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You're not really the pebble in our boot, though. Your complaints are more like an unsightly green smear on the sole of our boot, which is kind of gross but we can't help but look at anyway.
