Kobold King
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Anyone else get this depressed feeling at the end of the year... feeling like they haven't accomplished everything they wanted to? I mean, I'm not a person of lofty goals, but still. I've wasted time and abandoned projects and... and overall just not achieved what meager goals I set myself.
Write and publish a short fanfiction.
Finish a personal database on all the worldbuilding I've done in my head.
Overall just create something I can be proud of. Something I can point to, smile, and say "I made this."
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I guess that was vague and unspecific. Just saying, I feel generally depressed at the moment. :/
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Actual conversation from somewhere on the Internet:
Internet Person #1: "It's a shame bronies like me are hated so much on the Internet."
Internet Person #2: "I don't hate bronies, but MLP is total $%!@. I now know that you have very low standards for entertainment."
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Holy heck, Quicksilver's been rampaging for the better part of a year now. The City Guard's really gonna have a pay cut after this.
...and by City Guard I mean me.
Does anyone remember any plans in particular where this fight is concerned? If not I'm just gonna write Deathwish going in guns blazing.
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19 hours ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:
Everything Nighthound
This was all you really needed to say.
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1 minute ago, Ookla the Fantastical said:
What's that one website used to make really screwed-up text, like with all the weird characters and things?
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Moana memes, sorta:
My reaction when I talk to people from the fanfic wiki I admined and pulled from the brink of extinction years back:
...my reaction when I learn the tyrannical dirtbag who liked deleting people's pages without warning took over the whole wiki in my absence.
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For not being around as much.
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21 hours ago, Ookla the Pug-whisperer said:
If there's somebody out there who can't solve mine, I'm going to need to stare at a wall and rethink the world for a while.
You are clearly Edgedancer.
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6 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:
Which part did the most emotional damage? It's okay to say "all of it" or "the fact it's over."
"Potatoes et Molasses."
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I... I just finished Over the Garden Wall.
I need someone to hold me.
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5 hours ago, Quiver said:
Sorry. Are you saying that Bulbasaur and Chikorita aren't awesome?
... I mean, I can't vouch for later gens, but Red/Blue, Gold/Silver were the best, and Bulbasaur and Chikorita are awesome. So.
But then, the Grass-type Eeveelution is called Leafeon.
Freaking Leafeon.
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Archive of Our Own is supposedly very good, and it's a major hub for smaller fandom writers. I found like, eleven stories written for an obscure 1960s sci-fi writer I like there.
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4 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:
"Flesh of the chicken, willingly given; blood of the maple tree, forcibly taken; bone of the cow, unknowingly given! That is what you need for a five-star dish, Harry Potter! Not this slop!"
Meanwhile, at Hogwarts...
"Severus... you still cut the crusts off your grilled cheeses, after all this time?"
"...always."
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2 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:
"Harry Potter….the Chef Who Lived….will not survive my grilling you about whether or not this goat cheese is free-range."
"I want you to look at me while I critique your cooking! I want to see the passion leave your eyes!"
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2 hours ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:
A peek into my mind…..
Equestrian!Shadowfax —> Gandalf —> "Come, Shadowfax, and show us the meaning of haste!" —> "Three days, as the Nazgul files, and we'd better hope we don't have one of those on our tail." —> Nazgul in Equestria —> What would a Nazgul pony look like?
Not sure, but there's a food critic pony in Season 6 who looks like Voldemort.
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We're four episodes into Over the Garden Wall and my family has unanimously declared that Wirt is me in cartoon form.
I have mixed feelings about this. Mostly because his hat is actually really freaking cool.
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My father was explaining to me the riot situation in real-life Portland right now.
HIM: "You see, Portland's on a peninsula that has to be accessed from several bridges-"
ME: "Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah. I know all this. Though I didn't think you could plausibly hold those bridges without zombie dinosaurs, personally."
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16 minutes ago, Cognizantastic said:
In lieu of questioning sexual orientation, I'm going to stick to what's really important:
Does that mean I get to be Plankton constantly hatching crazy schemes to steal back my reputation level?
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2 hours ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:
The truth, she is in this post.
Maybe because we're going to enact every step of an entire evil plan at 2 PM? We're going to need a lot of energy to destroy houses of worship while taking over the Internet and destroying marriages.
Y'know, I've been lurking for a while and considered myself pretty up to date with everything that was happening on the Shard despite my lack of posting, but I think that simple use of first person plural is the first thing that's made me take a small step back and say. "Huh. Okay. Maybe I missed something and should ask about it."
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3 minutes ago, Straw said:
@bleeder Breaking news: Trump just said in a live interview that he will not oppose marriage equality.
"An unknown benefactor of the LGBT community appears to have informed him that Martian nuclear weapons on the Moon were a more pressing problem deserving of his concern, diverting the President-elect's attention from the subject for the time being."
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41 minutes ago, Cognizantastic said:
In other news, "Future Senator" Wilk won the election.
...I was really hoping that I would get to call him "Currently Unemployed" Wilk.
edit: Oh, and @Kobold King, can you please regale us with the more complete tale of your scientific roasting of the fallacious congressman? It promises to be excellent, I think.
I dunno... at the moment I describe what specifically happened I cease to sound politically neutral. As it is now, everyone can hear me say this and imagine their least favorite politician getting red in the face over whatever issue they like. The moment I specify who it was or what they were arguing I run the risk of ruining it for someone who actually agrees with this politician.
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7 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:
Ladies and gentlemen, we are no longer reading posts from Kobold King.
What we have witnessed is the birth of a superhero. The Marvelous Meme Man. Fearlessly facing down fallacious facts with memes.
Cherish this moment, for it comes but once in a lifetime.
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* Town newspaper describes a congressman coming to speak *
"Hey, I know him!"
"...how do you know a U. S. congressman?"
"He yelled at me at town hall."
"...why did a U. S. congressman yell at you personally?"
"I told him his science was bad and he should feel bad."
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Thanks--that does actually help a lot.
I'll just let my mind wander a bit and see if I can't find something I can throw myself into again.