Narrator Star (Me)

The drawing is excellent... but why does she have the proportions of a hobbit?

Yeah, I need to work on that. My legs are never long enough. 

Star is a hobbit, confirmed.

Then that means.. *gasps* That's why my friend is so short! She's a dwarf! Guys, what if I get asked to go on a quest!? This is bad. 

*Gandalf walks in* “Ah, a Hobbit! I thought they were all extinct!” *leans down to Star’s level* “Have you ever killed an orc?”

Just now, Jaywalk said:

*Gandalf walks in* “Ah, a Hobbit! I thought they were all extinct!” *leans down to Star’s level* “Have you ever killed an orc?”

*blinks* No, but I can wield a 6 foot long spear like a boss and throw a discus super far.

1 hour ago, Shard of Thought said:

*blinks* No, but I can wield a 6 foot long spear like a boss and throw a discus super far.

*Gandalf chuckles* Here, hold this ring.

Just now, Jaywalk said:

*Gandalf chuckles* Here, hold this ring.

*eyes widen* *takes the ring* *puts the ring on* *vanishes* *laughs maniacally* You have no idea what you have unleashed... 

1 minute ago, Shard of Thought said:

*eyes widen* *takes the ring* *puts the ring on* *vanishes* *laughs maniacally* You have no idea what you have unleashed... 

*raised an eyebrow* Don’t overdo it.

*takes the ring off* What, I thought that was what's supposed to happen.

Just now, Shard of Thought said:

*takes the ring off* What, I thought that was what's supposed to happen.

No, my child. That’s just how they acted it. Now come with me to Mordor. *grabs moth from seemingly nowhere, begins whispering to it*

55 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

No, my child. That’s just how they acted it. Now come with me to Mordor. *grabs moth from seemingly nowhere, begins whispering to it*

*nods, just going with it*

Well, you'll have my Shardblade.