Non Sequitur (BrandoSando edition)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

This is a "game" where you have to say something completely unrelated to what they said. As a twist, everything has to be related to Brandon Sanderson or the cosmere. Try to make it as random, and as funny, as possible.

READY?

SET?

GO!

*Hoid plays a riff on his flute*

[Random Bystander she/her]

CHICKENS!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*Insert gif of Kelsier punching Ati*

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A shade makes spooky stories around a campfire disturbingly real.

[dannnex male]

Hmmmmm this looks familiar...

A stick is a stick. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

There once was a paladin named Kaladin.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Shallan will never be a stick as sticky as I am a Stick

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Shadows of Self: "She claims to be hearing the spirit of her dead brother."

Me, an educated person: "uh oh"

[Quivil]

Hurling, but in a good way.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Give me candy. Now.

[Voidspawn he/him]

YOU CANNOT HAVE MY PAIN!

[Szeth's Facepalm]

It's too dangerous out there for you, hat! You must remain here to stay safe.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I AM A GOOOAAAT.

YOU COULD BE A SHEEEEEEEP

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hi there, and welcome back to (yes Martha)(no Martha) *dies*

[Szeth's Facepalm]

*ascends and becomes Odium*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I AM A KILLER OF DUNG!!!!!

[Voidspawn he/him]

"Hello. Would you like to destroy some evil today?"

[AonDoor he/him]

I'm pretty good with a practice shardblade.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Choosing the right outfit is like fighting a duel.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Eating food is like waging a war.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Mmm... pancakes...

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

FINGERNAILS!

[Going_North_cal]

Anyone feel like ingesting Chromium??

[Szeth's Facepalm]

That hat was my second cousin twice removed, gancho!

Edited March 8, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*eats sandal*