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Posted
Just now, Frustration said:

At least all of it.

Hm. Are you sure? I'm not certain burning 250 tons of pure investiture would be safe.

Posted
Just now, Nameless said:

Hm. Are you sure? I'm not certain burning 250 tons of pure investiture would be safe.

WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH!

I've been making you lose the game too much.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Frustration said:

WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH!

I've been making you lose the game too much.

Hm. It seems like it's a little hard to burn. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Hiya, i'm interested in joining, but my sword would like to know if you guys destroy evil.

We do indeed destroy evil. By your sword's definition at least.

Posted
3 hours ago, Nameless said:

We have our sources. :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

 

2 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Don't ask questions :D

Sus...

Nightblood says you seem like not evil. I'm still not sure. Can you tell me about the benefits package?

Posted
13 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Sus...

Nightblood says you seem like not evil. I'm still not sure. Can you tell me about the benefits package?

Sure! Our benefits package includes lots of missions on which you kill evil people, the knowledge that you are making a difference in the greater workings of the Cosmere, free health insurance, a personal horneater chef, and requisition rights of up to ten thousand emerald broams or equivalent currency per year.

Posted
48 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Hmmmm... pretty tempting. How easy would you say embezzling organization funds is? (Not for any particular reason, i'm just curious.)

Well, it would be rather difficult I imagine. Though I have no idea why you'd want to when you're being payed a salary of a hundred thousand boxings a year.

Posted

Ohhhhh i see, i didn't hear about the salary. And by the way, when i said it was for no reason in particular, i was joking, i was totally gonna embezzle. But i won't anymore! I'm in. I'll join the Ghostbloods!

Posted
4 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Ohhhhh i see, i didn't hear about the salary. And by the way, when i said it was for no reason in particular, i was joking, i was totally gonna embezzle. But i won't anymore! I'm in. I'll join the Ghostbloods!

Excellent! Welcome to the ghostlboods!

Posted
1 minute ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Alriiight! What's my first mission?

Hm. Our esteemed leader, @Thaidakar the Ghostblood, will give you your first mission once he has the time, but in the meantime, why not enjoy some delicious totally not poisoned horneater stew?

Posted
Just now, Szeth's Facepalm said:

No thanks, i always bring my own in a flask.

Oh, but your personal chef will be so sad! He came all the way from the Horneater Peaks on Roshar just to poison cook for you!

Posted
Just now, Szeth's Facepalm said:

... but i get the feeling he's trying to poison me

Why would you get that impression? Dang it I knew we should have gone with the stabbing method.

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