The cult of the stick

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

How am I the bully

I have 3 people hitting me with sticks how the storms am I not the victim?

Hypocrite I name you!

YES! I DO HYPER CRITS! *whacks (CRITICAL HIT)*

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

YES! I DO HYPER CRITS! *whacks (CRITICAL HIT)*

…so you admitted to hypocrisy. This really helps your case out

Ugh ok I can and will make this weird (not in a bad way)

Why are you hitting on me

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

14 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

…so you admitted to hypocrisy. This really helps your case out

Ugh ok I can and will make this weird (not in a bad way)

Why are you hitting on me

Its was transuniversal hit ChipsAHoid with a stick day, but not anymore

*unWhacks* *gives UnHoly stick*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*takes Stick of Punishment*

*bonks @ChipsAHoid and @The Wyver*

no fighting between members, that's what the gingers do! They sacrifice people! Evil fire!

[NerdSandwich she/her]

On 8/28/2025 at 10:17 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

Storm it what crem is this what did I do

I was a cult member before you

I have rights to defy this.

Wyver gets rights to do it

But @YouCantHaveMySandwich you are a mere infant on this thread and on this shard

And it’s time to treat you like one

*takes stick and returns every hit*

I could best a lot of you with just sticks

Only martial arts ppl would destroy me

*cries*

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 8/29/2025 at 1:45 PM, The Wyver said:

Its was transuniversal hit ChipsAHoid with a stick day, but not anymore

*unWhacks* *gives UnHoly stick*

Thanks you!

On 8/29/2025 at 11:15 PM, Doomslug the Bad Shield said:

*takes Stick of Punishment*

*bonks @ChipsAHoid and @The Wyver*

no fighting between members, that's what the gingers do! They sacrifice people! Evil fire!

see? She gets it

23 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

*cries*

Good. I did my job well.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

On 8/29/2025 at 8:15 PM, Doomslug the Bad Shield said:

*takes Stick of Punishment*

*bonks @ChipsAHoid and @The Wyver*

no fighting between members, that's what the gingers do! They sacrifice people! Evil fire!

fineeee *accepts punishment*

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

AHEM!

THE CULT OF LIVES HAS ARRIVED TO END YOU ALL.

DIE!

[Verdance he/him]

*appears*

*waves hands*

*transforms everything in the immediate area into grass*

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

*Breaks the "holy" stick*

Edited March 6 by Through The Living Ketek

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

15 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

*Breaks the "holy" stick*

See, I wouldn't say I'm a Stickist, but you've just turned one Stick into two Sticks, so I'm not sure if this is going how you hope 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

*sets stick on fire*

NOW THE STICK HAS FINALLY BECOME FIRE!

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

*sets stick on fire*

NOW THE STICK HAS FINALLY BECOME FIRE!

blasphemy of the highest degree

[___ He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

blasphemy of the highest degree

What if I just

*brings hammer to cognitive realm*

*smashes stick bead*

[Verdance he/him]

I take the soul of the sick and soulcast it into grass. Then i do it again and again until all stucks have become grass. I have invented the willow tree

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

I like how there's like no resistance whatsoever 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

8 minutes ago, Through The Living KSauce said:

I like how there's like no resistance whatsoever 

I burn all who would dare to harm the stick.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I burn all who would dare to harm the stick.

Isn't using fire forbidden or something

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living KSauce said:

Isn't using fire forbidden or something

I dont think so, just burning the stick is forbidden tho i might be wrong

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Unintelligenius said:

I dont think so, just burning the stick is forbidden tho i might be wrong

Ah.

[Verdance he/him]

I soulcast the fire into grass. Truly, my power is formidable.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

I soulcast the fire into grass. Truly, my power is formidable.

"Good idea!" I say as I join you in Soulcasting every stick in sight.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I travel into the Spiritual Realm, steal the essence of the Stick, bring it back to the Physical Realm, and start Soulcasting more Sticks.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

9 hours ago, Through the Living Ink said:

I travel into the Spiritual Realm, steal the essence of the Stick, bring it back to the Physical Realm, and start Soulcasting more Sticks.

I yoink the essence of the stick, and then absorb it as the usseless investiture it is

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

12 minutes ago, Through The Living Coder said:

I yoink the essence of the stick, and then absorb it as the usseless investiture it is

I bash you over the head with one of the Sticks I just made