The cult of the stick

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 8/10/2025 at 11:39 AM, TruthwatchingRadiant said:

I am fire! Yay!

KILL IT WITH A STICK! 

All hail the stick

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 8/10/2025 at 10:39 AM, TruthwatchingRadiant said:

I am fire! Yay!

*brings out the Stick of Punishment*

*starts aggressively whacking*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I hereby declare today, August 28, as Transuniversal Hit @ChipsAHoid With A Stick Day.

*picks up stick*

*whacks*

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

5 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I hereby declare today, August 28, as Transuniversal Hit @ChipsAHoid With A Stick Day.

*picks up stick*

*whacks*

Holdon!!

*grabs UnHoly Stick*

*whacks*

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

@ChipsAHoid

*stick whacking*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

bwahaha i cannot wait until @ChipsAHoid sees this.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

bwahaha i cannot wait until @ChipsAHoid sees this.

Well

I'm not participating

I'm in the future, where it is currently the 29th

6:54 AM

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Well

I'm not participating

I'm in the future, where it is currently the 29th

6:54 AM

Tell me news of tomorrow! Shall it rain? Shall the world go boom? Gerson Boom?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

40 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

Tell me news of tomorrow! Shall it rain? Shall the world go boom? Gerson Boom?

The world has a 0.000000000076128677% chance of exploding at noon.

Everything else is secret information.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The world has a 0.000000000076128677% chance of exploding at noon.

Everything else is secret information.

Aw man

I hope it booms (GERSON BOOM DELTARUNE MENTIONED???)
It would be funnier than the time it rained when the news said0% chance of raining

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

12 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I hereby declare today, August 28, as Transuniversal Hit @ChipsAHoid With A Stick Day.

*picks up stick*

*whacks*

6 hours ago, The Wyver said:

Holdon!!

*grabs UnHoly Stick*

*whacks*

6 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

@ChipsAHoid

*stick whacking*

5 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

bwahaha i cannot wait until @ChipsAHoid sees this.

Storm it what crem is this what did I do

I was a cult member before you

I have rights to defy this.

Wyver gets rights to do it

But @YouCantHaveMySandwich you are a mere infant on this thread and on this shard

And it’s time to treat you like one

*takes stick and returns every hit*

I could best a lot of you with just sticks

Only martial arts ppl would destroy me

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Storm it what crem is this what did I do

I was a cult member before you

I have rights to defy this.

Wyver gets rights to do it

But @YouCantHaveMySandwich you are a mere infant on this thread and on this shard

And it’s time to treat you like one

*takes stick and returns every hit*

I could best a lot of you with just sticks

Only martial arts ppl would destroy me

Haha yes *whacks more* *takes stick you are beating @YouCantHaveMySandwich with* *gives to YouCantHaveMySanwich* I hereby give permision to YouCantHaveMySandwich to whack you, ChipsAHoid

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

Haha yes *whacks more* *takes stick you are beating @YouCantHaveMySandwich with* *gives to YouCantHaveMySanwich* I hereby give permision to YouCantHaveMySandwich to whack you, ChipsAHoid

You no longer have stick rights 

*revokes*

I condemn these actions against fellow members. Has the cult really fallen so far? My sticksibs (it’s a word now), would you really go so far as to fight one of your own?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

You no longer have stick rights 

*revokes*

I condemn these actions against fellow members. Has the cult really fallen so far? My sticksibs (it’s a word now), would you really go so far as to fight one of your own?

yes

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

18 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

yes

Then you are no sticksib. No real cult would allow for this

SA spoilers

Spoiler

Ghostbloods don’t attack each other 

Edited August 29, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Then you are no sticksib. No real cult would allow for this

SA spoilers

  Reveal hidden contents

Ghostbloods don’t attack each other 

We aren't Ghostbloods. We are something greater. Something that does not allow insubordunation.

*whacks*

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

4 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

We aren't Ghostbloods. We are something greater. Something that does not allow insubordunation.

*whacks*

Insubordination?

Conduct Unbecoming of a Member of the Arcanum moment or whatever the storms it is

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

Insubordination?

Conduct Unbecoming of a Member of the Arcanum moment or whatever the storms it is

You dare try to leave the Cult of The Stick??? What great passion you have!

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Just now, The Wyver said:

You dare try to leave the Cult of The Stick??? What great passion you have!

No

Storms no

Idk where u got that from lol

I take it you haven’t read NotW?

I’m claiming this is not behavior that should be allowed.

Number of lashes sought? Two.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

No

Storms no

Idk where u got that from lol

I take it you haven’t read NotW?

I’m claiming this is not behavior that should be allowed.

Number of lashes sought? Two.

uh what does notw stand for Newbie?

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

uh what does notw stand for Newbie?

Name of the Wind

I’ll take the newbie jibe.

Although, it’s time to go to sleep and take your meds grandma.

I’m still young enough I can read without needing glasses

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

Name of the Wind

I’ll take the newbie jibe.

Although, it’s time to go to sleep and take your meds grandma.

I’m still young enough I can read without needing glasses

Ah no i havent read it

I aint no grandpa, im just your surperior! *whacks*

Fair enough, but i got mine at 12 so enjoy your childhood while you can...

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

Ah no i havent read it

I aint no grandpa, im just your surperior! *whacks*

Fair enough, but i got mine at 12 so enjoy your childhood while you can...

*snickers* oreo

 if I’m newbie ur grandma

*takes cane*

Now you can’t walk or hit me

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

*snickers* oreo

 if I’m newbie ur grandma

*takes cane*

Now you can’t walk or hit me

DO NOT BULLY SUPERIOR *still whacks*

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

DO NOT BULLY SUPERIOR *still whacks*

How am I the bully

I have 3 people hitting me with sticks how the storms am I not the victim?

Hypocrite I name you!