Sandwich God

[The Ward's Guard he/him]

Just now, The Unknown Order said:

 

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Oh dear.

Khutan yelped as he leaped towards the box with an unnatural speed, barely catching it before it hit the floor. "What are you, crazy?!"

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

Just now, The Ward's Guard said:

Khutan yelped as he leaped towards the box with an unnatural speed, barely catching it before it hit the floor. "What are you, crazy?!"

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No, he's not crazy, he's nonexistent. 

 

[The Ward's Guard he/him]

Just now, The Unknown Order said:

 

Khutan lifted the box carefully, checking the contents. "Next time you act stupid and try to blow us to kingdom come, give me a heads up." He rearranged what was in the box from where they had been jostled.

[Tacitus]

"Yes," she said to the deliverer, "That's me."

Edited February 15, 2021 by Omi the Counselor
whoops.

[The Ward's Guard he/him]

12 minutes ago, Omi the Counselor said:

"Yes," she said to the deliverer, "That's me."

Khutan looked surprised for a moment before shrugging, "well, I just need you to sign on this form." He produced a clipboard that held a piece of paper that seemed to be filled with utter nonsense.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

Just now, The Ward's Guard said:

Khutan looked surprised for a moment before shrugging, "well, I just need you to sign on this form." He produced a clipboard that held a piece of paper that seemed to be filled with utter nonsense.

Someone peeks over your shoulder and murmurs, "Life indenturement upon receival of this package, I can't count that high fine if you open it, sounds like a bad deal, don't take it." He then disappears. 

[Tacitus]

Liri sighed. "If the sandwich god were still alive, I'd kill him for making portal sandwiches." She glanced down at the deliverer. "You know about sandwiches, right? You don't seem surprised enough to not know."

[The Ward's Guard he/him]

On 2/17/2021 at 7:25 AM, Omi the Counselor said:

Liri sighed. "If the sandwich god were still alive, I'd kill him for making portal sandwiches." She glanced down at the deliverer. "You know about sandwiches, right? You don't seem surprised enough to not know."

Khutan nodded absentmindedly, "yeah, sandwiches are pretty good."