A bunch of idiots, A sentient tortilla, and Non-Stop Tetris music

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A meteor destroyed the earthquake and volcano, along with the ability to, at the end of each sentence, say the right cranberry.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 hour ago, Vapor said:

Scotty nods. "Did I ask your name yet, laddy?"

"Um, no, I'm Martin."  He holds out a hand.  "And you are?"

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2 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

"Um, no, I'm Martin."  He holds out a hand.  "And you are?"

1 hour ago, Enter a username said:

A meteor destroyed the earthquake and volcano, along with the ability to, at the end of each sentence, say the right cranberry.

What did I just chair?

[Vapor she/her]

24 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

"Um, no, I'm Martin."  He holds out a hand.  "And you are?"

"Montgomery Scott, but you can call me Scotty."

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1 hour ago, Vapor said:

"Montgomery Scott, but you can call me Scotty."

"Nice to meet you, Scotty."  Martin rubs the back of his neck awkwardly.  "I don't suppose you know how to get out of this... strange dimension?"

[Vapor she/her]

"Not really. You could go somewhere where it isn't quite so strange."

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

16 minutes ago, Vapor said:

"Not really. You could go somewhere where it isn't quite so strange."

"Does that exist though?"  Martin asks.  "I've never been anywhere that wasn't strange.  Space is strange.  Earth is strange."  He rubs his wrist again.  "It's hard to escape the strangeness sometimes - am I talking too much?"

[Vapor she/her]

"I talk plenty, it's good to get a break."

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

"Right, um.  Er.  What do you do for a living on your spaceship?  I used to work on a hauler, but I'm living in Maine now."

[Vapor she/her]

"I'm head of the Engineering department," he replied.

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"Really?  Better you than me, man, I can't deal with engines unless I've got Reese on the comm telling me exactly what to do."

[Vapor she/her]

Scotty laughed. "It took me a while to get used to it."

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Amazing_Goob, confused by the complete chaos of the first two pages of this topic, and startled by the sudden logic of the last three, decides not to join in. They might watch, though.
Edit: Amazing_Goob didn't realize this topic hadn't been posted in for nearly two weeks and now feels stupid.

Edited September 28, 2020 by AmazingGoob

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As the world started to go inactive, chaos erupted. Indescribably strange and confusing events all started happening.

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3 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

a necromancer appears and un-erupts the chaos, revives the thread, or tries to, anyway, then T-poses over a plate of fully-evolved-treecko-stuffed sylveon, covered in a cheese sauce and cooked thoroughly. A delicacy from where he's from. He also uses a spellchecker to fix grammar properly. The crickets gather together and work together to play the Tetris Theme E.

Bro, seriously, stop necroposting

It’s literally against the shard rules