A bunch of idiots, A sentient tortilla, and Non-Stop Tetris music

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

The princess introduced

Herself as Bemused,

Her new characters were

Named Him and Her,

And they all felt like they were being used.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

"My name is Martin,"  Martin says.  "I'm not from around here - ah, where is here, anyway?"

[Condensation she/her]

7 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

*Condensation was never badly nor politely summoned

I believe that you would use "nor" in that situation.

Quote

Thank you! Spren of Kindness, that should be whose.

6 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

The young man, who's name is Martin, for anyone interested, looks at the chaos with wide eyes.  "Seriously, what is happening?"

Condensation reentered the fray and glared at Enter a username and revelryintheart. "Seriously. Don't make me PM you with a serious talking-to!"

[Enter a username]

Ahn Volkaynow dided stroy'd gramr

[Experience he/him]

*cow moos*

"It's fine," Nobody says, "The cow will magically moo every time something is spelled badly."

[Enter a username]

KIGUDLIAUGFVLIUFGJMEGNS XBFVGYAckn bk

[Experience he/him]

a duck walks up.

*quack*

[Enter a username]

KLHFGLJKFHNRFH<NVMHJMF<NEMX<JHMBJKY

[Experience he/him]

*quack*

[Condensation she/her]

6 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Ahn Volkaynow dided stroy'd gramr

"I thought it was an explosion!" Condensation said, with an obviously fake expression of surprise. "And I heard it destroyed spelling. Get your facts right and your act together."

[Enter a username]

Bowth didd hhapenened

[Experience he/him]

*moo*

[Condensation she/her]

Quote

It's fun to be sassy. Don't get offended, anyone, it's fake.

"Well, I would certainly be pleased to hear how I could rectify this absolute tragedy."

[Experience he/him]

Just now, Condensation said:

"Well, I would certainly be pleased to hear how I could rectify this absolute tragedy."

"Give them pie. Then they can't talk."

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Experience said:

"Give them pie. Then they can't talk."

"No, I wish to know how I may fix grammar and spelling so that this boor(sorry) will speak and post correctly in the future."

[Enter a username]

Speehddrun al leZda gaymz att wuns

[I Am A Fish he/him]

I have created an abomination, fish shook his head.

[Experience he/him]

After much consideration, I have come to the ultimate conclusion!

Spoiler

Don't react.

This will (eventually) cause them to lose interest and remember how fun it is to speak so that people actually know what you're saying?

EDIT: What was that autocorrect?!?!

Edited September 17, 2020 by Experience

[Enter a username]

Alsow gett wurld rekkrdz forr htem allll

[Experience he/him]

Or we could just speak in morse code, never read what they say, and never know they are spelling incorrectly because it's just dots and dashes!

[Enter a username]

Knot whurkkkk

[Experience he/him]

Why not?

[Enter a username]

Ihy nott Mors cowd

[Experience he/him]

Or we could use a complicated triple hill cipher run that through a kryptos.

[Condensation she/her]

4 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Speehddrun al leZda gaymz att wuns

Quote

No idea what you're trying to say.

1 minute ago, Experience said:

Or we could just speak in morse code, never read what they say, and never know they are spelling incorrectly because it's just dots and dashes!

"An excellent idea. How much Morse Code do you know, good and educated sir?"