InspiroBot Quotes

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Since we’ve seen a sudden rise in InspiroBot generated quotes on the Shard, we might as well have a thread for it. This is a place to share all of the funny, confusing, strange and sometimes concerning quotes generated by this AI. (If you feel like a quote might breach the community guidelines, don’t post it here. Sometimes the AI can be weird)

For those who don’t know, it’s a website where an AI randomly generates quotes, with some... interesting results. Here’s the link: https://inspirobot.me/

Shallan in a nutshell:

Explaining Stormlight really badly:

You heard it here first, folks! The events of the Stormlight Archive are just one epic teacup ride!

Edited May 20, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[AonEne he/him]

(I love the poll. Polls are the best) 

This bot is amazing  

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

55 minutes ago, AonEne said:

(I love the poll. Polls are the best) 

This entire thread was just an excuse for me to make another poll 

Also, why dental floss?

Edited May 20, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[AonEne he/him]

Because it’s cool  

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, The Awakened Salad said:

This entire thread was just an excuse for me to make another poll 

Also, why dental floss?

Because d e n t a l  f l o s s

[The_Archivist he/him]

A Lift quote:

Spoiler

 

If you want Vin to think you're normal, then...

Spoiler

 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Lift is going to kill me.

Also human the kloss:

Edited May 20, 2020 by Shard of Reading

[Lunamor she/her]

[AonEne he/him]

5 hours ago, Lunamor said:

 

I think it’s telling you to do another murder-tag with me. I am, after all, a pathetic mammal  

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I think it’s telling you to do another murder-tag with me. I am, after all, a pathetic mammal  

Oh ho ho... well prepare for a death match for the ages, my sad non-reptilian friend!

[AonEne he/him]

2 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Oh ho ho... well prepare for a death match for the ages, my sad non-reptilian friend!

I’m totally prepared! I fight accountants without free will! 

[Lunamor she/her]

17 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I’m totally prepared! I fight accountants without free will! 

How dare you imply that I am an accountant without free will!!! I am very offend!!!

I think that InspiroBot is catching on to what's happening.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

To all Gemini’s out there:

Also, I don’t know if this was an insult or a compliment, but I’m going to pretend it’s a compliment:

[Lunamor she/her]

I think that's actually how a lot of them are made.

Ah yes.

You heard 'em, ladies!

[AonEne he/him]

...But what if I like teleportation? 

Hoid will be mad about this first one. And for the second, I think it’s giving me suggestions... 

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

I found one for Jasnah. 

...and Hoid

[Jaywalk he/him]

Thank you, Inspirobot.

[AonEne he/him]

5 hours ago, Jaywalk said:

Star? @Shard of Thought

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

 Down with male use of conditioner!

[Jaywalk he/him]

Shouldn’t have posted that 

[Paalm Tree]

Vin after Kelsier's death

Elhokar I am sure was told this at some point to make him feel better

Also a masterpiece:

 

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

1 hour ago, Paalm Tree said:

Also a masterpiece:

Ha ha! I need this on my wall. 

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

Ha ha! I need this on my wall. 

I am totally printing that one out  

Now what did I do to deserve this?! 

[Lunamor she/her]

Well of course, bruh.

Get ready for a fight, ladies!

Edited May 22, 2020 by Lunamor

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

I kind of feel attacked by this

Contradictory, but okay 

I mean... I guess? @AonEne how do you feel now that you know chocolate is going to kill you?

This is literally Kelsier