Renegade he/him Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 Sometime, in the distant future, some intelligent and lazy person in the Cosmere will invent the television. It has to happen. At some point. Maybe there's a fabrial for it (which is very likely; there's a fabrial for everything), or maybe it has to do with Southern Scadrial's magical machines of mayhem. At any rate, the question we should be asking is not if there will be televisions in the Cosmere, but what people will watch with them. So, without further ado, here's a trailer for a Rosharian Cooking Drama: (Cue Dramatic Voice) In a world, ravaged by storms, where death comes by the will of the wind... Five men will seek to gain glory with only their wits... and a spatula... The Horneater, born on the cliffs, his life dedicated to making food, and more importantly, eating it… The Shin, in a plant-filled kingdom, his only wish to convert his fellow chefs to veganism… The Alethi, punished for his past crime of making a new food with a perfectly symmetrical name, hoping to gain pardon for his insolence. The Herdazian, his arm lost in a tragic cooking accident, wishing to become the most popular of his cousins. And finally, the Parshman, his life sold to making fine food for others. Who will please the omnipotent god Odium? And who will die by the sword? Tune in next week for the first episode of… Scones Unhallowed! So, that's one Cosmere TV show. But what other shows could be developed? 11
Kobold King he/him Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 Chef Son-son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore his white "Kiss the Shin" apron on the day he was to cook for the king. 7
PorridgeBrick he/him Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 “They come from the kitchen, two dead men, a soufflé in their hands, and I know that I have seen true glory.” 11
Tempus Posted May 24, 2014 Posted May 24, 2014 Doctor Whoid "The Cosmere isn't really just a bunch of planets hanging in space in fixed spots. It's kind of this, wibbly wobbly, findy mindy thing. So you can jump around in the Cognitive Realm, and the space you travel just kind of takes care of itself." 7
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 24, 2014 Posted May 24, 2014 "Bad Alloys" COPS like show following the exploits of Wax, Wayne AND that hottie known as Marasai.
Left he/him Posted May 24, 2014 Posted May 24, 2014 Tune in next time, same Stick Place. same Stick Time.
Cstryon he/him Posted May 24, 2014 Posted May 24, 2014 Tapped. The funny/cute witty drama about the Bronze ferring with narcolepsy. 1
Fifth of Daybreak he/him Posted May 24, 2014 Posted May 24, 2014 Welcome back to "Survivor Roshar." This week, we see if our contestants truly are prepared for their first highstorm in the wild. 4
Quiver he/him Posted May 24, 2014 Posted May 24, 2014 I can't wait for the next episode of Dancing with the Shards. Bad Boy Rayse was such an upset, and it'll be interesting to see if Cultivation can keep her position at the top of the leaderboard without Honor as a partner. 5
Left he/him Posted May 24, 2014 Posted May 24, 2014 And Final Jeapordy tonight is......Historical Splinters! 2
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