Kane's Canes

[BitBitio he/him]

Here at Kane's, we sell all sorts of canes! Dueling canes, walking canes, gun canes!

Come get your canes! 2 for 1 deal!

[I think I am here. he/him]

But do you sell candy canes?

[BitBitio he/him]

Duh!

[Kidpen he/him]

Do you sell running canes?

[Life&Death]

What about sword canes?

[Silva]

Or those canes for tap-dancing?

[Kidpen he/him]

Raising Cane's?

[BitBitio he/him]

I should just hire you all. 

 

 

But of course!

[MetaTerminal he/him]

Citizen Canes? Sugar Canes?

[BitBitio he/him]

*sigh*

 

 

 

YES

[wiritospren he/him]

What about salt Canes? Stick Canes?

Edited August 23, 2018 by wiritos

[little wheel he/him]

Heyo. Can I purchase two sword cane/dueling cane hybrid canes? Or, if you can't do that, just two sword canes.

[BitBitio he/him]

Sure!

*hands over canes*

[little wheel he/him]

Thanks!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Bychance, could I buy Kane?

[BitBitio he/him]

*security guards rush out and handcuff Gancho and lead him to a cell*

[Silva]

Are the cell bars made of canes?

[I think I am here. he/him]

Maybe you'd like to deal in some of that good Co-cane?

[Grey Knight]

1 hour ago, I think I am here. said:

Maybe you'd like to deal in some of that good Co-cane?

Not unless you want the Alleyverse drug police after you 

 

 

 

(And you don't want the Alleyverse drug police after you. Trust me on this.)

[Kidpen he/him]

I'd like some Raising Cane's then please.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

*"I was framed!" Gancho yells as the guards lead him to a cell*

[BitBitio he/him]

1 hour ago, Kidpen said:

I'd like some Raising Cane's then please.

*Hands them over*

[little wheel he/him]

Hey @Kidpen, do you want a penchant for those Raising Canes?