Stormlight Archive Mulan Parody

[Alyssum314]

I like writing, and parodies of songs are a specific thing that I enjoy writing sometimes. Yesterday and on Monday, I worked on writing a Stormlight Archive parody for the song from Mulan "I'll Make a Man Out Of You", and then sang it, so, enjoy!

I'll Make a Crew Out of You

Let's get down to business
To defeat the Parsh.
Did they send me dun spheres
When I asked for light?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Misters, I'll make a bridge-crew out of you.

Tranquil as a sphere
But a storm within.
Once you find your center
You are sure to win.
You're not a spineless, pale pathetic lot
But still you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a bridge-crew out of you.

I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say goodbye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool at work for skipping runs
This guy's got them scared to death
Hope he doesn't see right through me

Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

BE A CREW
We must be swift as those swordy fellows
BE A CREW
With all the force of a great highstorm
BE A CREW
With all the strength of a chasmfiend
Mysterious as the dark sides of the moons

Time is racing toward us
'til the Parsh arrive.
Heed my every order
And you might survive.
You're unsuited for the Thrill of war
So I think it's time to fight
Somehow I made a bridge-crew out of you

BE A CREW

We must be swift as those swordy fellows

BE A CREW

With all the force of a great highstorm

BE A CREW

With all the strength of a chasmfiend

Mysterious as the dark sides of the moons

 

BE A CREW

We must be swift as those swordy fellows

BE A CREW

With all the force of a great highstorm

BE A CREW

With all the strength of a chasmfiend

Mysterious as the dark sides of the moons
Hoo-ah!

And me singing the song:

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(a version with me playing piano accompaniment to this will be uploaded as soon as I'm done learning the accompaniment)

Edited July 5, 2018 by Shallan314

[Bridge_Ojisan she/her]

Already said so in the discord but, this is amazing! You did such a great job! ♥

[King Cole he/him]

I like it. There’s one that I think is called “take the slave out of you” floating around somewhere 

[Alyssum314]

2 hours ago, Bridge_Ojisan said:

Already said so in the discord but, this is amazing! You did such a great job! ♥

Thank you!! 

2 hours ago, King Cole said:

I like it. There’s one that I think is called “take the slave out of you” floating around somewhere 

Really? I'm gonna have to go find that and listen, it sounds cool!

[Kidpen he/him]

Yay! It's here! And it's equally good as on the Discord!

[kuiinteth of isaana he/him]

hehehe.. watch out for let it go: Kaladin Edition, coming soon to a sharder thread near you

[Alyssum314]

15 hours ago, Kidpen said:

Yay! It's here! And it's equally good as on the Discord!

Thank you!

 

3 hours ago, kuiinteth of isaana said:

hehehe.. watch out for let it go: Kaladin Edition, coming soon to a sharder thread near you

The Kaladin Let it Go is awesome, by the way (I know I already said it on the Discord, but it had to be said again)

[Zath he/him]

Haha, way to go!  I love that you actually sang it, thumbs up!

If you haven't seen it already, there's a bunch of song parodies in the Cosmere! The Musical thread that are also pretty great.

[Alyssum314]

On 7/7/2018 at 0:56 AM, Zath said:

Haha, way to go!  I love that you actually sang it, thumbs up!

If you haven't seen it already, there's a bunch of song parodies in the Cosmere! The Musical thread that are also pretty great.

Thank you! I really enjoyed singing it!
I had not seen it, and went to check it out, it's really cool!

[elinox she/her]

So clever! (I was singing it along to the tune of the original!) Nicely done!