Sanderson Pickup Lines

[Elenion he/him]

@King Cole

[King Cole he/him]

1 hour ago, Elenion said:

@King Cole

Well I feel obliged to share my talent in this area with the world

[Barbarian AL he/him]

11 hours ago, King Cole said:

Cause Pickup lines are traditionally portrayed to get a girl into your car

You can purvey your charm while cruising on your newly purchased motor vehicle in Elendel. A horse and carriage would also work as they indicate CLASS!

Sorry 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

whats wrong? I'm fine with class. Some polish, some nice wood, some lightning bolt tattoos (decals?), much class indeed.

[Apollyon he/him]

Yes, yes, no. No lightning bolt tattoos or decals. It is in my experience that ladies prefer flames over lightning. 

Spoiler

Which may or may not be so they can watch you scream as you burn to death...

 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

can wooden objects even get tattoos?

Edit: one way to find out.....

Edited June 2, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Ashspren]

7 hours ago, Gancho Libre said:

can wooden objects even get tattoos?

Edit: one way to find out.....

See, as crazy Cosmere fans, we would consider tattoos as Forgery stamps. So the piece of wood, if we were to tattoo a flower onto it, would probably actually turn into a flower.

Bam. Science, Cosmere style.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

hm.... i kinda want a flower....

[Lucy]

Oh come on! No safe hand pick up lines. I'm disappointed 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

On 6/1/2018 at 5:08 PM, Apollyon said:

Yes, yes, no. No lightning bolt tattoos or decals. It is in my experience that ladies prefer flames over lightning. 

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Which may or may not be so they can watch you scream as you burn to death...

 

Then I'm an oddity.

Both are great.

But I'd choose the rain over either of those.

[Apollyon he/him]

20 minutes ago, Tesh said:

Then I'm an oddity.

Both are great.

But I'd choose the rain over either of those.

Wait... Rain? Like raindrops? I wasn’t aware that was a cool design...

[Tesh Any pronouns]

7 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

Wait... Rain? Like raindrops? I wasn’t aware that was a cool design...

Wait...

I'm confused.

I said nothing...

[Apollyon he/him]

31 minutes ago, Tesh said:

But I'd choose the rain over either of those.

This. Whatever it means.

[Ishar]

For the record, the chull dung pickup line is very ineffective.

Not to mention @Ashspren's timing is terrible.

Edited June 18, 2018 by Ishar

[King Cole he/him]

7 hours ago, Ishar said:

For the record, the chull dung pickup line is very ineffective.

Not to mention @Ashspren's timing is terrible.

Good, if that actually worked then I would be disappointed that I made my pickup lines so good 

[Ashspren]

On 6/18/2018 at 4:57 PM, King Cole said:

Good, if that actually worked then I would be disappointed that I made my pickup lines so good 

They are really good... but hey, there was a flaw in the experiment— I wasn’t using the line to “pick up” anybody. Time to enlist the help of some friends. 

 

On 6/18/2018 at 9:39 AM, Ishar said:

For the record, the chull dung pickup line is very ineffective.

Not to mention @Ashspren's timing is terrible.

I did what I could in the honor of the Shard. *Bridge 4 salute*

[Gray to he/him]

Are you a zinc misting? Cause you're a Riot!

Are you a Highstorm? Cause I'm blown away.

You must be a Returned cause you're absolutely Divine.

Not even 4 millennia in Damnation could break us.

I want your boots.

[Ashspren]

13 hours ago, Gray to said:

I want your boots.

That is storming gorgeous.

[goody153]

@King Cole I refuse to believe there is someone this good in cosmere pickup lines unless he/she went for Nightwatcher and wished for it

[ScarletSabre he/him]

A bit of a meta one... - "Our betrothal is an arranged one? Then it will definitely be true love!"

"No, I'm not an emotionspren, but I'm drawn to you by love regardless."

"You must have been painted by someone of an incredible Heightening, because hundreds of men could look at you, and fail to grasp or describe your beauty."

"Did you use a Reverse Lashing? Then why am I so attracted to you?"

"You must carry lots of Silver, since other women are but Shades compared to you."

"Are you a Kandra? No? Oh good, I can talk about boning and only be rude, and not insensitive."

"So, you're a noble? Should I kill your fiance, sibling or father first in our courtship? I can never remember the order."

"You're like half of Taldain. The sun never seems to set when you're around."

"Are you an Awakener? You've taken my Breath away."

"We should make a Nahel Bond, because together we'd be Radiant."

"You've made me an Allomancer, I can feel a warmth in my belly when I see you."

[King Cole he/him]

On 6/20/2018 at 7:13 AM, goody153 said:

@King Cole I refuse to believe there is someone this good in cosmere pickup lines unless he/she went for Nightwatcher and wished for it

Don’t ask about the curse though ....

[Apollyon he/him]

10 minutes ago, King Cole said:

Don’t ask about the curse though ....

Dare I ask? Could it be...? Poor social skills?

[Ashspren]

On 6/21/2018 at 8:43 PM, Apollyon said:

Dare I ask? Could it be...? Poor social skills?

Sorry, Nightwatcher, you can’t curse me with something I already have. 

[Apollyon he/him]

1 minute ago, Ashspren said:

Sorry, Nightwatcher, you can’t curse me with something I already have. 

Same though. Maybe she could curse us with the inability to communicate effectively? Oh, wait...

[Ashspren]

32 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

Same though. Maybe she could curse us with the inability to communicate effectively? Oh, wait...

Someone understands me! 

And I just realized the irony of me creating a pickup lines thread. If I already can't communicate effectively... pickup lines would probably just make things worse...