The Stormlight Autocorrect

[Mistspren she/her]

1 hour ago, Zath said:

Joe felt that he had to burn the present for the sake of a brighter future, but he was surprised when all the future held was ash.

Joe Odium felt that he had to burn Desolate the present for the sake of a brighter future so he could splinter Cultivation and be free of Roshar and splinter the rest of the shards, but he was surprised when all the future held was ash because wasn’t on Scadrial, last he checked.

Here’s one with punny potential:

“Race you to the top!” Jimmy cried, laughing as he ran. Unfortunately, Joey never played fair, and he stuck out his leg in front of Jimmy, tripping him.