Random Sanderson storys!

[Tesh Any pronouns]

I have been meaning to do this for a while. Do you have a weird story, joke, or something else Brandon Sanderson realated that you want to tell people, but don't know where? Here! OK. Here's an example that happened earlier today.

I had a really good friend over for lunch and we were eating pizza. But there was a Lego sitting on the table, that was missing an arm. So we joked about him being Lopen. (My friend is a Sanderfan to). But I put Lopen on the rim of her cup, and one of it's legs fell off into her cup. So we had a one armed one legged Herdazian. 

And two days ago I had a dream that I went to a Brandon Sanderson signing in the Walmart produce section. I have some very strange dreams.

And I made up a version of 12 days of Christmas, but for SA. If you want to see, go ahead.

Spoiler

On the first day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me,

1. Kaladin in a chasm

2. Shallan and Adolin

3. An awkward love triangle

4. 4 Knights Radiant

5. 5 honorspren

6. 6 plateau raids

7. 7 gemhearts

8. 8 windrunner

10. 10 highprincres

11. 11 spheres of stormlight

12. 12 high storms

Spoiler

I have to much free time.

 

Edited June 23, 2017 by Tesh Kholin