Addicted

[Hoids Imaginary Friend]

Well, I feel I should admit straight up that I have noticed this gathering for a while now and have been nervously skulking in the shadows and sneakily looking through "windows". I have been quite anxiously wanting to come in and see what is going on but.. Well.. Here goes.
** Stands up and takes a deep breath **
Hello everyone, I'm Hoids Imaginary Friend (HIF) and I'm an Addict..

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

Welcome, HIF, it's great to have you here. Don't worry, there are much more of us here that would love to meet you. Don't be stressed out, but we do have a few rules...

1. Don't eat the cookies. Even if they look REALLY good, don't eat them. They will Ruin you.

2. Puns are to be avoided or embraced. You cannot do both.

3. Rules are meant to be broken.

Welcome to the Shard!

[A Budgie she/her]

Hello, nice to meet you and welcome to the shard!
I agree that you should be careful about the cookies. We'll make bad puns about them, which is never a good thing.
Well, it can be amusing.

[Hoids Imaginary Friend]

Well, just as long as I can share my puns and eat the pie too I think we'll get along just fine
I should warn you though, I am fond of lame jokes..

p.s. Is cookie dough out also?

[Exalted]

Welcome to the Shard! Don't eat the cookies; they'll Ruin your appetite.

...I'm not sure about cookie dough. Hey, anyone from the DA, do you add the spikes before or after the cookies get baked?

 

[DarkJester]

That's actually a pretty good question... Would heat mess with a hemalergic spike?  Make it loose it investiture...  I know the longer a spike is outside a body, the more power it looses, so cookies should be eaten soon after they come out of the oven... You know... To Preserve the freshness... 

Edited January 15, 2017 by DarkJester
Sorry. Forgot to add a pun...