Gael Xikara Posted January 3, 2017 Posted January 3, 2017 Hey, I'm SirLight and I've been a fan of Brandon for years since I read Alloy of Law. I've also read, in order, The Ways of King, Words Radiance, The Emperor's Soul, Warbreaker, and The Rithmatist. I'm hoping to get Arcanum Something-something. xD 3
A Secret Corner he/him Posted January 3, 2017 Posted January 3, 2017 2 hours ago, SirLight said: Hey, I'm SirLight and I've been a fan of Brandon for years since I read Alloy of Law. I've also read, in order, The Ways of King, Words Radiance, The Emperor's Soul, Warbreaker, and The Rithmatist. I'm hoping to get Arcanum Something-something. xD Hello and welcome to the 17th Shard. Based on what you said, you should read all of Mistborn (if you haven't already), the Reckoner's trilogy, Arcanum Unbounded (it is great ), and the Alcatraz series (for kids, but its actually pretty interesting, as well as comical). I hope to see great theories, lurking, and other activities from you here on the Shard. Have A cookie and some upvotes (note: cookies go best with the upvote, and @DarkJester has the right idea, though I made mine *ahem* fresh) (DISCLAIMER: THE DARK ALLEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SOUL DAMAGE THAT MAY OCCUR. COOKIES MAY CONTAIN PEWTER, STEEL, IRON, OR BRONZE. NO NON-HUMANS WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THESE COOKIES.) and @bleeder, I finally beat you to a post! 2
Shqueeves Posted January 3, 2017 Posted January 3, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, SirLight said: Hey, I'm SirLight and I've been a fan of Brandon for years since I read Alloy of Law. I've also read, in order, The Ways of King, Words Radiance, The Emperor's Soul, Warbreaker, and The Rithmatist. I'm hoping to get Arcanum Something-something. xD Welcome! I'm Shqueeves! Have an upvote! Declining the offered cookies would be in your best interest. They tend to Ruin your appetite, though they will help you reach your daily metal intake. If you ever need anything, feel free to give me a (metaphorical) shout EDIT: I'm surprised that I'm here before @bleeder. He needs to step up his (her?) game Edited January 3, 2017 by Shqueeves 1
A Budgie she/her Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 Hey, welcome to the shard! And nice to meet you. Just be very, very careful of the cookies. 1
marsoupial they/them Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 (edited) 20 hours ago, Shqueeves said: Welcome! I'm Shqueeves! Have an upvote! Declining the offered cookies would be in your best interest. They tend to Ruin your appetite, though they will help you reach your daily metal intake. If you ever need anything, feel free to give me a (metaphorical) shout EDIT: I'm surprised that I'm here before @bleeder. He needs to step up his (her?) game His. 22 hours ago, SirLight said: Hey, I'm SirLight and I've been a fan of Brandon for years since I read Alloy of Law. I've also read, in order, The Ways of King, Words Radiance, The Emperor's Soul, Warbreaker, and The Rithmatist. I'm hoping to get Arcanum Something-something. xD Hey, there! Sorry I'm late to the party. Welcome to the Shard! I, of course, am bleeder. It's lovely to meet you. Arcanum Unbounded is excellent, by the way. It's best if you don't eat the cookies. For your own good. They Ruin lives. If you need anything, don't hesitate to let me know! Edited January 4, 2017 by bleeder 1
Gael Xikara Posted January 4, 2017 Author Posted January 4, 2017 Thanks for the warm welcome, everyone.
A Secret Corner he/him Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 25 minutes ago, SirLight said: Thanks for the warm welcome, everyone. Your welcome, but it would be warmest with this freshly baked, nice warm plate of cookies! 1
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 Don't blame me if the cookies taste Odd-ium. I just came up with that one 1
Shqueeves Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 19 minutes ago, Hemalurgic_Headshot said: Don't blame me if the cookies taste Odd-ium. I just came up with that one Doesn't quite work. Wrong shard. Sorry for Ruining your pun 3
A Secret Corner he/him Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Shqueeves said: Doesn't quite work. Wrong shard. Sorry for Ruining your pun You need not worry about Preserving his pun's integrity! 3
Shqueeves Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Secrets said: You need not worry about Preserving his pun's integrity! I do. If we bring in the wrong shards, there won't be Harmony in the pun-world 4
marsoupial they/them Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 But at least your Ambition was commendable. 4
A Secret Corner he/him Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Shqueeves said: I do. If we bring in the wrong shards, there won't be Harmony in the pun-world Honor his reputation then if you must 2 hours ago, bleeder said: But at least your Ambition was commendable. Why don't you Cultivate a sense of pity for others, instead of having Dominion over all of Humoria! 3
A Budgie she/her Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 Into...Shards? Okay, that one was a bit of a stretch, but I'm awful at puns in any case. 1
A Secret Corner he/him Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 2 hours ago, DarkJester said: My head just imploded... Hmm.... it looks like I would need to Endow someone with enough Devotion to care for that wound, though that would be some extreme healing powers. 1
marsoupial they/them Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 Alright, alright, this is getting Old-ium. 1
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 Hey, I though Odium was banned from Pun World! It's his Pun-ishment.
DarkJester Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 I think I'd rather stay Autonomous in the use of these bad puns... 1
Elenion he/him Posted January 6, 2017 Posted January 6, 2017 These horrible puns are jeopardizing my very Survival. 2
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