DarkJester Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 I'm in need of a Christmas miracle. I finally got my copy of AU for Christmas. I'm dying to read it, but apparently I'm supposed to be visiting... What do I do?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackYeti he/him Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 Find some bendalloy, swallow it, then try to burn it. That way you can do both (Note: I take no responsibility if you end up with heavy metal poisoning after following this advice.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkJester Posted December 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 I'm gonna give it a try... it seems to be my only option... does anyone know where I can get my hands on some Bendalloy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 You could also pretend that something you ate didn't agree with you and sneak off for some bathroom reading. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 On 12/26/2016 at 8:52 AM, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: You could also pretend that something you ate didn't agree with you and sneak off for some bathroom reading. That's genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin in Burgundy he/him Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 You could tell yourself that Lift dies so you don't want to read at as much. (Spoiler: She doesn't.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C. M. Hayden he/him Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 How did it work out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkJester Posted January 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 (edited) I kept using the look and finally got my way! Yay for me! Edited January 3, 2017 by DarkJester 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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