Greetings Denizens of Earth

[SoulWeaver]

Greetings, Beings and Denizens of Earth. It is a pleasure to introduce myself to this forum. I am proud to join those of our species that choose to read real books about magic and not fantasy novels about dogs that die and the "Great Depression".

[marsoupial they/them]

Just now, SoulWeaver said:

Greetings, Beings and Denizens of Earth. It is a pleasure to introduce myself to this forum. I am proud to join those of our species that choose to read real books about magic and not fantasy novels about dogs that die and the "Great Depression".

Salutations!

I am bleeder. I like music. And also peanut butter.

Welcome to the Shard! You'll meet folk who have better taste in fantasy than dogs and financial crises, I promise. 

Do not eat the cookies. 

If you ever need anything, feel free to let me know!

[Droughtbringer]

DO NOT EAT THE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!

Welcome tis a pleasure to have you here, no cookies

I am DroughtBringer, I don't eat cookies

You are amazing if you don't eat cookies.

 

[Sallin Zeras he/him]

15 minutes ago, SoulWeaver said:

Greetings, Beings and Denizens of Earth. It is a pleasure to introduce myself to this forum. I am proud to join those of our species that choose to read real books about magic and not fantasy novels about dogs that die and the "Great Depression".

Welcome, my fellow nerd! I hope you like this community as much as I do. As a reward for not writing the word Ookla or anything related to it in your username, and entering this amazing society, you will receive a cookie!

[Shqueeves]

41 minutes ago, SoulWeaver said:

Greetings, Beings and Denizens of Earth. It is a pleasure to introduce myself to this forum. I am proud to join those of our species that choose to read real books about magic and not fantasy novels about dogs that die and the "Great Depression".

Greetings! I'm glad that you have graced us with your presence. Do you avoid fantasy novels where the mother dies as well? 

You've already been told this, but avoid them cookies. go make your own, away from this place. those cookies should be safe. 

[KnightRadiant she/her]

1 hour ago, SoulWeaver said:

Greetings, Beings and Denizens of Earth. It is a pleasure to introduce myself to this forum. I am proud to join those of our species that choose to read real books about magic and not fantasy novels about dogs that die and the "Great Depression".

Welcome! I uh... like your profile picture. This might get confusing. 

Have an upvote!

[JUQ he/him]

Welcome to the land of the insane!

[SoulWeaver]

On 12/9/2016 at 8:51 PM, KnightRadiant said:

Welcome! I uh... like your profile picture. This might get confusing. 

Have an upvote!

Thank you sir! Sorry about the profile pic similarity, I changed it X)

[SoulWeaver]

Also, what's with the cookies...?

[KnightRadiant she/her]

3 hours ago, SoulWeaver said:

Thank you sir! Sorry about the profile pic similarity, I changed it X)

Ha ha, thanks! I was thinking about changing mine. Guess I don't need to just yet  

3 hours ago, SoulWeaver said:

Also, what's with the cookies...?

The cookies are... well, a welcome from the Dark Alley. Other people can probably explain better.